Going "off topic"

[Jrjg]

talking of clouds saw a dragon in the sky this afternoon breathing fire

Hahahahhaha xD

JRJG

[BO60BYS]

This is off topic i worked 4 hours today and got payed 10.5 hours can't complain.    :clap:

[Aspman]

Apparently it's funny that I got seasick on a pedalo.

 

I was in the sea. I nearly sank it too.

[jgcsteve13]

talking of sick reminds me of chicken soup & rugby tours

[Outofthi5world]

The furthest down South I've ever been on my own is Alton Towers.

Speaking of distances, what's the furthest you've ever been away from home? The furthest I've ever been is Hamburg in Germany.

 

This is off topic i worked 4 hours today and got payed 10.5 hours   can't complain.      :clap:

 

That's the opposite of what I do!

[RobClubley]

The furthest down South I've ever been on my own is Alton Towers.

Speaking of distances, what's the furthest you've ever been away from home? The furthest I've ever been is Hamburg in Germany.

 

I was born in Huddersfield but home is now Wellington, New Zealand

 

The farthest town I've visited from my place of birth is probably Gore: https://goo.gl/maps/nJGvn

[littleade]

I have 2 pairs of wellingtons, both have steel toecaps

[Auric Goldfinger]

I was born in Huddersfield but home is now Wellington, New Zealand

 

 

You still upside down Rob

[BrownBarge]

I have 2 pairs of wellingtons, both have steel toecaps

My wellingtons dont but they are dunlops, unlike the tyres on my car.

Speaking of tyres. Im not putting winters on, will i die?

[RobClubley]

I can't buy wellingtons any more I have to buy gumboots.

 

I don't recall ever seeing winter tyres here, it's a wonder we survive. Mind you it only snows on the mountains.

[KenONeill]

My wellingtons dont but they are dunlops, unlike the tyres on my car.

Speaking of tyres. Im not putting winters on, will i die?

I haven't. Oh and if it's proper cold (like outside temp -15C) the snow stays frozen anyway. 

[BrownBarge]

I haven't. Oh and if it's proper cold (like outside temp -15C) the snow stays frozen anyway.

Supposed to be a heatwave this winter anyway

[Aspman]

So what happened to Old Zealand?

 

Our boy got a bit confused when we got to Newcastle. He kept asking about Oldcastle.

[SkodaTC]

What make of car does a castle drive?

 

A Fort (Ford).

[BilboBaggins]

What make of car does a castle drive?

A Fort (Ford).

That is a bad moat ering joke (I'll get my coat)

[BrownBarge]

That is a bad moat ering joke (I'll get my coat)

I could do with a new coat while on the topic..

Anyone have any recommendations?

[CFB]

I have a few spare recommendations for sale.

They are second hand and we'll used though.

The new, boxed sets are due in next week.

[oldtynesider]

This can't be off topic as it is very topical just now... the clocks go back on Saturday / Sunday

best regards to all

[BJM]

All my clocks are working perfectly, so they'll not be going back tomorrow, I'll keep them.

 

Whilst on this topic, being off topic, what about running a book on what time Sunday morning we can expect the first post replying "read Pge XXX of the manual" to requests on how to change the time in cars?

 

I vote 06.30

[Outofthi5world]

All my clocks are working perfectly, so they'll not be going back tomorrow, I'll keep them.

 

Whilst on this topic, being off topic, what about running a book on what time Sunday morning we can expect the first post replying "read Pge XXX of the manual" to requests on how to change the time in cars?

 

I vote 06.30

Oh please, go on, how do you change the time? Also, anyone wanting to know how to reset the service light can click the link in my signature.

[BilboBaggins]

All my clocks are working perfectly, so they'll not be going back tomorrow, I'll keep them.

Brilliant reply. Nearly wet myself laughing. Just as well this thread has moved on past the vinyl trousers stage.

[jgcsteve13]

talking of vinyl trousers i have a scratch in mine does anyone know how to get it out

Edited 24 October, 2014 by jgcsteve13

[littleade]

I've found the best thing for a scratch is a woman with long fingernails

[jgcsteve13]

just checked swmbo & her are long enough will ask later for help

[Latte]

Brilliant. wet myself. Just as well this thread has vinyl trousers.

What about vinyl wallpaper though.

Or even better a vinyl roof.

I'll get my (vinyl) coat.