Going "off topic"

[Auric Goldfinger]

My Dragon ( the mother in law ) is at home   

 

 

 

 

Hopefully...............( will sleep tonight with one eye open )

[Auric Goldfinger]

Auric! You said that picture was just for us two, and you didn't warm your hands...

 

Those are the wife's hands............I think

[P6bJOHN]

I was young, I was drunk, my standard defence.

[Auric Goldfinger]

I was young, I was drunk, my standard defence.

 

Consults Wife  

[James I]

this thread has turned to b0llocks.       

[Auric Goldfinger]

this thread has turned to b0llocks.       

 

Not quite a hand full then

[Toxicvrs]

this thread has turned to b0llocks.

And it wasn't in the first place?

[P6bJOHN]

It's my specialist subject, I speak it fluently. I believe Linguaphone did a box set of instructional discs on vinyl.

[Latte]

There was a big vinyl hipster called Lawrence,

Who drove his Clio up south to near Florence,

When he broke down in Ipswich,

He found if he pulled on his dipswitch,

His gonads walked off in abhorrence.

[RobClubley]

None of you really live down South. I live down South.

[CFB]

None of you really live down South. I live down South.

So what happened to Old Zealand?

[BO60BYS]

So what happened to Old Zealand?

 

Retired. 

[RobClubley]

It wore out so we replaced it.

[RobClubley]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand

[jgcsteve13]

went the same way as

 

old south wales

oldfoundland

old york

[jgcsteve13]

unfortunately the "old boys club" is still thriving 

[mac11irl]

thats cause "the new boys club" sounds like a paedo support group... I get in from work at 5am and end up reading this 5hite... Time for sleep i reckon!

[camelspyyder]

old york?  I live 5 miles from New York...and it's not where you think!

[jgcsteve13]

ireland is 10  miles away &i dont have to cross any water

[camelspyyder]

Egypt is in Cornwall...neighbours thought we didn't travel far that year!

[Auric Goldfinger]

None of you really live down South. I live down South.

 

You live upside down

[RobClubley]

You live upside down

 

I do, you'd think my head would hurt but it doesn't.

[KenONeill]

Hipsters

 

I used to be a Hipster, but that's just so mainstream these days!

[jgcsteve13]

I used to be a Hipster, but that's just so mainstream these days!

 

any pics to prove this

[KenONeill]

any pics to prove this

There is exactly one digital picture of me that I know the location of on the Internet. Even then, it's not named. 

 

So of course not. Oh and I also break Rule 34 AFAIK.