Today's Funny....A Lorry Crash

[Guest Cossiecol]

A lorry carrying snooker equipment crashed on the M6 earlier today. 

 

Apparently, the cues went back for miles.

 

Police said the driver was under a rest.

[Mikek3111]

Oh dear

[keystonedriving]

And today's tip is to chalk it up to experience.

[Mikek3111]

Hope the insurance company has deep pockets

[DGW]

What a load of balls!

[devonutopia]

He was framed!!

 

The replies are funnier than the original joke! 

[Guest Cossiecol]

He was framed!!

 

The replies are funnier than the original joke! 

I try to pick a few jokes that get good replies...keeps it interesting

Edited 29 January, 2016 by Cossiecol

[SkodaTC]

Maybe the driver hit a pot-black hole?

 

Sorry.

[mac11irl]

Maybe the driver hit a pot-black hole?

Sorry.

yeah but the barrier cushion-ed the impact.. sent him rolling behind the white line..

[mattlad]

Did he go in-off?

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[bigjohn]

Hope the lorry was stopping using "maximum break"

 

or was the driver "break"ing the law

[Lady Elanore]

I was trying to work a 'masse'-ive accident  into this thread but gave up

[fabdavrav]

He should of had a Kit-Kat,..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a "rest", have a "break", have a Kit Kat......... :p

[VWD]

Ad the traffic Sgt said on arrival "what a balls up, a Cannon at least.I'm going to black ball that driver "!

Edited 30 January, 2016 by VWD

[VWD]

After ,of course eating his Yorkie bar

[vindaloo]

He didn't allow for the nap....

[ColinD]

Heard the ins co' would baulk at a claim for a new [steering] rack though.

[Lady Elanore]

Heard the ins co' would baulk at a claim for a new [steering] rack though.

 

Red followed by a black. Two for one. We have a winner !

[Lady Elanore]

I'm off for an extended rest now

[SkodaTC]

Wiped out a couple of bolliards in the process.

[vindaloo]

Red followed by a black. Two for one. We have a winner !

 

With lorries, it's usually.... red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow

 

[Lady Elanore]

With lorries, it's usually.... red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow,red, yellow, red, yellow, red, yellow

 

It it's the Police, it's a red followed by preferable a black for 15 rounds, then it's yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and finally black. Never buy a red car for this reason