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Is Your Car A 'he' Or A 'she' ?

Is your car a 'she' or a 'he'? 1 member has voted

  1. 1. Is your car a 'she' or a 'he'?

    • He
      18%
      16
    • She
      47%
      40
    • Don't be stupid, it's a car!
      34%
      29

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And does it have a name?

Steve

i am not sure yet i havent had it long enough yet to discover its gender :D

How long do you have to be around another human to discover its gender, Alex? :p

Edit: me - normally around 100 milliseconds ...

People have ripped serious pi55 out of me for this, but I consider my car to be a "he"

Don't ask me why - maybe a woman wouldn't smoke so much? Perhaps only a bloke would be so reliable? [miaaoooow] Perhaps a woman wouldn't rattle so much? I dunno.

I just can't see my car as a "she" TBH...

[cue pi55 taking]

My car is definitely female.

In fact all my cars have been, as like most females they have a habbit of making you spend money on them!

Oh well we love them really!

nick i wish to point out my car is not human and that the ability to form an opinion about gender for me takes a little longer but i belive it may be male not sure yet though? :confused:

I was going to go off on a rant about cars, and planes, and ships being things - none of this "he/she" nonsense. Then I thought about the way I talk about computers:-

"It dosn't like this/that"

"Stupid machine, it should know what I meant!"

"It couldn't cope with , so it shut down."

"It's just being stubborn. Nothing that a reboot wouldn't cure"

Um...

Yours schizophrenically...

Originally posted by KLB in this post

I was going to go off on a rant about cars, and planes, and ships being things - none of this "he/she" nonsense. Then I thought about the way I talk about computers:-

"It dosn't like this/that"

"Stupid machine, it should know what I meant!"

"It couldn't cope with , so it shut down."

"It's just being stubborn. Nothing that a reboot wouldn't cure"

But you still say "it", and apparently you are only talking about them and not to them. So things, I'd say. :D

my car is definiitely a she as all mechanical things are or at least should be.

Neither. It's an It.

(Sits back and waits for inevitable comments...)

Mine's definitely a she. And the kikds named her 'Good Charlotte'... she even has a bumper sticker showing her name.

Still unsure about the vRS, though I sort of symbolise all cars as she for the reseons Matt pointed out earlier. :D

Plus the old 16v was very tempremental at getting going after the de-cat! ;)

Mine has been named the Yellow Peril by others and it's kind of stuck. (The name- not the car !).

Mine's definetely a "she", although as yet unnamed - all my cars have been a 'her' as opposed to a 'him.'

True, they take all your money but if you treat them right, they make your life worth living!

:D

Andy

27 days and counting till she get's a good jabba'ing

[bit worried about references to the Powerpuff Girls] :D :shocked:

Even more surprised/embarrassed I remember the program Mojo Jojo came from. :o

Mine is definitely male.

Takes a little time to warn up, gets a good bolloking every now and again, and never complains.

If it even remotly has the ability to be annoying it has to be a she ;)

Oh and she's gonna be called Elma (plate is nx53 fud)

My MR2 is Pandora, in fact all my cars have been a 'she' except for the Mi16 which was just annoying ;)

Jason,

When your kids watch nothing but Cartoon Network and Boomerang, it just rubs off on you.

My life's one perpetual episode of Scooby-Doo, Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Lab, all rolled into one!

;)

Andy

:rofl:

I have a horrible feeling that I watch too much Nickelodeon when I was at uni... :rolleyes:

What the hell was a university student supposed to do? work?

  • 1 year later...

Err, this is a 2003 thread but it says on the main page that Jason has added something??

my car is called 'Velma', she is definetely female because she is beautiful.

If i was male i might've said something like she always makes me smile every time I get in her :eek: , well she does and i don't care that i said it :D

my car is a he 'Callum'. my first skoda (Felicia) was Jamesie, cos dad's was Rab (Rab C Nesbitt link), but shortened it to Jimbo...

Sorry but it has no heart. No pulse.

Made to be spanked, hammered and now and again slapped.

Enough about the wife.

Its a car...................Spank it like you would {if you could get away with it ;) } your misses.

Steve

People have ripped serious pi55 out of me for this' date=' but I consider my car to be a "he"

Don't ask me why - maybe a woman wouldn't smoke so much? Perhaps only a bloke would be so reliable? [miaaoooow'] Perhaps a woman wouldn't rattle so much? I dunno.

I just can't see my car as a "she" TBH...

[cue pi55 taking]

Um-Jason,

you say your car is a "he" but just been reading through your thing about your car on e-bay (yes i am that sad and boring to look at it!!) andi quote:

My CAR

Here she is,

hmm-a bit of both genders??? :confused: lol

Lorna

Is there anyway of telling .I've just had a good luck round mine and ...Well....I'ts hard to tell, Is there somthing you have to look for? or wait till it has kids then you'll know :confused:

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