Shifty's Chippy Blackpool............

[mac11irl]

Brilliant

 

[Jonny5ive]

7 hours ago, Shifty said:

You know when you haven't been on here for a bit, search your name and decide to revive a 4 year old thread? That.

Hello old friends and chippy visitors. I am as it happens still in the chippy game and have been since mid 2017. 

 

I can be found in Blackpool here - Fishers Plaice

 

The usual 10% Briskoda discount still applies

That's the 2020 National Meet sorted then.

[Auric Goldfinger]

17 minutes ago, Jonny5ive said:

That's the 2020 National Meet sorted then.

 

.................with a 20% discount 

[KenONeill]

@Shifty - Yo dude; it's good to see old names back...

[Lady Elanore]

Whatcha driving now Dave? A motor-pike and side-carp ?  (bad fish based pun I know) 

[FirstAndLastSkoda]

You never know, he could be driving around the plaice in one of the new batter-y powered Supper-b's......

[Auric Goldfinger]

1 hour ago, FirstAndLastSkoda said:

You never know, he could be driving around the plaice in one of the new batter-y powered Supper-b's......

 

..................and he's had it Chipped.

[Lady Elanore]

Turbot charged, from what I hear 

[FirstAndLastSkoda]

23 minutes ago, Auric Goldfinger said:

 

..................and he's had it Chipped.

I was going to add that, but I thought it may be an a salt on the senses!

 

Just a thought, do you think when Shifty visits London he stays at the Saveloy Hotel......

[Auric Goldfinger]

54 minutes ago, FirstAndLastSkoda said:

I was going to add that, but I thought it may be an a salt on the senses!

 

Just a thought, do you think when Shifty visits London he stays at the Saveloy Hotel......

 

.........................and has a whale of a time

[Lady Elanore]

I think this thread has lost its original porpoise 

[mac11irl]

Kipper up the puns though, its broadening the smile on my face tonight after a productive afternoon on the swmbo front

 

[FirstAndLastSkoda]

I thought Shifty may have 'chipped' 8n,  but then I noticed the time and he's probablly a........

 

manatee.

[shyVRS245]

Shifty has a funny seat called the Perch and he likes to Carp on about how he caught a massive Great White on holiday in South African waters but it sank the boat before they could land it. His favourite band are Papa Roach and he really loves going to Haddock racecourse because he often likes a small bet on the Grayling. Some folk think he is putting on some weight so his nickname is now Chub cheeks and instead of a knife and fork you have to eat your Cod with a Stickleback.

[Lady Elanore]

Shifty, come back to this thread quick! Or this load of old Pollocks will keep on going 

[MikeTheThinker]

8 minutes ago, Lady Elanore said:

this load of old Pollocks will keep on going 

 

Perhaps it's time for a red herring or two?

 

[shyVRS245]

I know it's a bit early for a Xmas dance but we could do the Conger. Eel be alright on the night. I'll get my Mack-erel when I close the door behind me.

[FirstAndLastSkoda]

37 minutes ago, Lady Elanore said:

Shifty, come back to this thread quick! Or this load of old Pollocks will keep on going 

Maybe he was going to respond, but after reading some of these replies he's mullet-ing over.....

[Ootohere]

The title of this thread is clickbait.

[Jonny5ive]

5 hours ago, Roottootemblowinootsoot said:

The title of this thread is clickbait.

Are you phishing?

[Ootohere]

Easy to get caught on the net doing that hook line and sinker and get battered.

[shyVRS245]

Henry V once went fishing and concluded the Angler Fish is very ugly but his Sole aim was Turbot of all the sailors jokes.

[KenONeill]

All these puns are making me crabby!

[Shifty]

On 17/02/2020 at 17:51, Lady Elanore said:

Whatcha driving now Dave? A motor-pike and side-carp ?  (bad fish based pun I know) 

 

Hello! A modest VW High UP! Tsi. 

And for cod's hake, I've haddock enough fish puns over the years to last me a lifetime

[shyVRS245]

2 hours ago, Shifty said:

 

Hello! A modest VW High UP! Tsi. 

And for cod's hake, I've haddock enough fish puns over the years to last me a lifetime

What does a blind fisherman use when he goes to the fish and chip shop? A Crab stick. Female cricketer who can't bowl over arm use the Lob-ster method instead.