Goodbye forever!

[newskoda]

The time is nigh for me to leave this forum having decided to emmigrate to the good ole' USA. I'm very happy about that! England is a sh** hole filled with selfish, ignorant, penny pinching and uncommunicative people.

For the record I was born in England but over the years have become more and more disillusioned with the culture and the people of this country.

Here's a few examples of why English people are penny pinching S.O.Bs

 

I visited the post office recently with the intention of posting out a parcel. I unfortunately was queued up behind a pensioner who was brandishing a single paltry looking letter. When he got to the counter he asked the post office staff how much a 1st stamp costs. He then purchased one 1st class stamp and asked her if she thought it would get to its destination next day.
Just goes to show how tight fisted and ignorant this old ****** was. I personally have always bought books of 1st and 2nd class stamps so that I do not have to waste my time going to the post office to just purchase 1 stamp. Funny to think that i've been doing that since I was about 18 years old yet here we have some silly old git queuing up to buy a single stamp.

 

While at work a woman I spoke to told me that she and her husband had planned to travel to Broadstairs in Kent. However when these idiots got there they discovered to their horror that the car park was charging £4, so do you want to know what these great examples of British penny pinching did? They changed their minds, and drove to the less desirable Ramsgate because apparently car parking was free. I questioned her about the logic of this given that Ramsgate is a couple of miles away, and they'd have used a bit of fuel and time to get there. This is unfortunately the atypical British person's attitude which shows how cheap they really are.

 

Another good example which beggers belief but truly underscores how pathetic British people are occurred a few days ago. I visited the typical British high street which is full of the usual shops: barbers, florists, estate agents, betting shops, charities etc. Of course there was no parking on the high street so had to park in a pay and display. I was only going to be there for about 15 minutes but paid in cash for 1 hr which is £1.10.No problem for me and unlike many other English people I don't loose any sleep over that. Just as I was getting out of my car I noticed two sets of families who had arrived in 2 cars. While I was exiting the car park by foot, I heard them discussing how expensive the car park was and that they could save money by downloading the car parking app and paying via credit card.
About 10 minutes later, I returned back to my car, and found they were all still faffing around with the app trying to get it to work. They were so determined to save 10p by using the app that they seemed to forget the fact that they'd been standing there in the cold for about 10 minutes in order to achieve this. The mind boggles as to the logic of these British people.

 

It is also common knowledge that people from the UK very rarely review products on Amazon in particular books. I recently spoke to a group of professional book bloggers and reviewers from Chicago, IL and they told me that whenever they run book campaigns for their customers they usually avoid the UK because there's very few who will actually review books I put this down to typical British lazyness and because they are ungrateful even when they receive something for free. I've read many book reviews from British people who will say things like "It was a good book because it was free". British people certainly know which side their bread is buttered don't they? lol. lazy bastar**

England has no cuisine of its own apart from fish and chips

England is greatly behind many other countries and would have fallen further behind if it had not been brought kicking and screaming into the EEC. It was not that long ago that England were still using Lead and asbestos.

England have one of the worst legal systems in the world. Jurors are selected at random in England and Wales which can lead to the wrong types of people being selected. In British terms this is a bad thing as most are uneducated blue collar types. In America jury selection is done by the defense and prosecution who will agree on their unbiasedness and will vet the candidates beforehand in order to ensure they are mutually suitable.

Barristers wear wigs in England which gives them an air of pompousness. Wigs went out of fashion by the 1800s and were originally used by British lordling bastar** who wanted to cover up their hair loss from syphallis and head lice.

Majority of British people are football hooligans and can't speak properly.This unfortunately has been pervasive since the Victorian era and even prior to the influx of Russian Jews. Many Londoners would pronouce the word "He" as "e"

I originally used to think Americans were stupid because this is usually what British people are taught to think and are often reminded about their inability to understand irony. Well this is pure propaganda and clearly demonstrates an inferiority complex on the part of the British.

I listen to a lot of historical podcasts and have found that 90% of them were created by Americans and very well presented and intelligent. I would highly recommend Futility Closet and History Unplugged.
Where are all you mighty British podcast enthusiasts. You're all just a bunch of "johnnies" (to coin an old phrase) from the Victorian era.

I'm leaving now to enjoy myself in a country which is about 40 times bigger than England and is not so densely populated. When I decide to go on vacation, I will probably visit Canada (which by the way is also about 40 times bigger than England) or the lone star state of Texas (which by the way is bigger than England)
You idiots probably don't even know why they call Texas the lone star state? Well let me educate you a little. It goes back to the Mexican wars and the Alamo which occured during the 1830s-1840s. Ever heard of the 49ers of California? They are called this because gold was discovered in California in 1849.

England is a pathetic little country with no culture and is driven by pensioners and blue collar morons.

 

 

 

Edited 2 November, 2017 by newskoda

[Auric Goldfinger]

Wales is nice.

[Robjon]

1 hour ago, newskoda said:

The time is nigh for me to leave this forum having decided to emmigrate to the good ole' USA. I'm very happy about that! England is a sh** hole filled with selfish, ignorant, penny pinching and uncommunicative people.

For the record I was born in England but over the years have become more and more disillusioned with the culture and the people of this country.

Here's a few examples of why English people are penny pinching S.O.Bs

 

I visited the post office recently with the intention of posting out a parcel. I unfortunately was queued up behind a pensioner who was brandishing a single paltry looking letter. When he got to the counter he asked the post office staff how much a 1st stamp costs. He then purchased one 1st class stamp and asked her if she thought it would get to its destination next day.
Just goes to show how tight fisted and ignorant this old ****** was. I personally have always bought books of 1st and 2nd class stamps so that I do not have to waste my time going to the post office to just purchase 1 stamp. Funny to think that i've been doing that since I was about 18 years old yet here we have some silly old git queuing up to buy a single stamp.

 

While at work a woman I spoke to told me that she and her husband had planned to travel to Broadstairs in Kent. However when these idiots got there they discovered to their horror that the car park was charging £4, so do you want to know what these great examples of British penny pinching did? They changed their minds, and drove to the less desirable Ramsgate because apparently car parking was free. I questioned her about the logic of this given that Ramsgate is a couple of miles away, and they'd have used a bit of fuel and time to get there. This is unfortunately the atypical British person's attitude which shows how cheap they really are.

 

Another good example which beggers belief but truly underscores how pathetic British people are occurred a few days ago. I visited the typical British high street which is full of the usual shops: barbers, florists, estate agents, betting shops, charities etc. Of course there was no parking on the high street so had to park in a pay and display. I was only going to be there for about 15 minutes but paid in cash for 1 hr which is £1.10.No problem for me and unlike many other English people I don't loose any sleep over that. Just as I was getting out of my car I noticed two sets of families who had arrived in 2 cars. While I was exiting the car park by foot, I heard them discussing how expensive the car park was and that they could save money by downloading the car parking app and paying via credit card.
About 10 minutes later, I returned back to my car, and found they were all still faffing around with the app trying to get it to work. They were so determined to save 10p by using the app that they seemed to forget the fact that they'd been standing there in the cold for about 10 minutes in order to achieve this. The mind boggles as to the logic of these British people.

 

It is also common knowledge that people from the UK very rarely review products on Amazon in particular books. I recently spoke to a group of professional book bloggers and reviewers from Chicago, IL and they told me that whenever they run book campaigns for their customers they usually avoid the UK because there's very few who will actually review books I put this down to typical British lazyness and because they are ungrateful even when they receive something for free. I've read many book reviews from British people who will say things like "It was a good book because it was free". British people certainly know which side their bread is buttered don't they? lol. lazy bastar**

England has no cuisine of its own apart from fish and chips

England is greatly behind many other countries and would have fallen further behind if it had not been brought kicking and screaming into the EEC. It was not that long ago that England were still using Lead and asbestos.

England have one of the worst legal systems in the world. Jurors are selected at random in England and Wales which can lead to the wrong types of people being selected. In British terms this is a bad thing as most are uneducated blue collar types. In America jury selection is done by the defense and prosecution who will agree on their unbiasedness and will vet the candidates beforehand in order to ensure they are mutually suitable.

Barristers wear wigs in England which gives them an air of pompousness. Wigs went out of fashion by the 1800s and were originally used by British lordling bastar** who wanted to cover up their hair loss from syphallis and head lice.

Majority of British people are football hooligans and can't speak properly.This unfortunately has been pervasive since the Victorian era and even prior to the influx of Russian Jews. Many Londoners would pronouce the word "He" as "e"

I originally used to think Americans were stupid because this is usually what British people are taught to think and are often reminded about their inability to understand irony. Well this is pure propaganda and clearly demonstrates an inferiority complex on the part of the British.

I listen to a lot of historical podcasts and have found that 90% of them were created by Americans and very well presented and intelligent. I would highly recommend Futility Closet and History Unplugged.
Where are all you mighty British podcast enthusiasts. You're all just a bunch of "johnnies" (to coin an old phrase) from the Victorian era.

I'm leaving now to enjoy myself in a country which is about 40 times bigger than England and is not so densely populated. When I decide to go on vacation, I will probably visit Canada (which by the way is also about 40 times bigger than England) or the lone star state of Texas (which by the way is bigger than England)
You idiots probably don't even know why they call Texas the lone star state? Well let me educate you a little. It goes back to the Mexican wars and the Alamo which occured during the 1830s-1840s. Ever heard of the 49ers of California? They are called this because gold was discovered in California in 1849.

England is a pathetic little country with no culture and is driven by pensioners and blue collar morons.

 

 

 

 

Bye

[S00perb]

1 hour ago, Auric Goldfinger said:

Wales is nice.

Yep - and we don't go round shooting each other .

But don't tell the English - we don't want them here

Remember, you English - it rains 25hrs a day in Wales - go to America

[DEL80Y]

What about Scotland it's a bit closer...

[Breezy_Pete]

I'll miss you very much.

[kevberlin]

^  Brilliant. Love it.

[Auric Goldfinger]

29 minutes ago, DEL80Y said:

What about Scotland it's a bit closer...

 

Why do you think the Romans built Hadrians Wall, men in skirts, I ask you..................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only Kiddin' Scotland is a very nice place     

[Chorlton]

Blimey! I'm sure you'll be very happy there, good riddance.

 

Sure we can't tempt you to stay? After Brexit the streets will be paved with gold and the sun will always be shining.

[dave6376]

1 hour ago, DEL80Y said:

What about Scotland it's a bit closer...

 

For heaven's sake DEL80Y don't give him ideas - the US of A is welcome to him.  

[Auric Goldfinger]

2 hours ago, Chorlton said:

Blimey! I'm sure you'll be very happy there, good riddance.

 

Sure we can't tempt you to stay? After Brexit the streets will be paved with gold and the sun will always be shining.

 

...............and we don't have Trummpy   

[Gizmo]

Well you have said ranted your piece, hope you enjoy the USA as much as everyone you have insulted will no doubt enjoy you going.

 

I am now locking this now as:

• it is going nowhere
• you won’t be replying anytime soon 
• I doubt you will return after your ‘vacation’ from Briskoda