Some balls or what :eek:

nice, its one of those moments you wished you were videoing it

when i'm asked have you been drinking i always state yes, its the most stupid question.

its also irelivant they make a decision, then based on that decison either make you take a breath test or not.

I'd rather get out of my car blow straight in the breathaliser, give them all my details on a sheet of paper name address driving licence etc then drive off.

instead i have to act polite whilst being asked stupid questions.

oww another fav, is this your car!!!!

Pheewww got that of my chest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i await your pulling apart of my opinion!!!!! lol

P.S don't even get me started on the amoun t of women police officers!!!!

when i'm asked have you been drinking i always state yes, its the most stupid question.

its also irelivant they make a decision, then based on that decison either make you take a breath test or not.

I'd rather get out of my car blow straight in the breathaliser, give them all my details on a sheet of paper name address driving licence etc then drive off.

instead i have to act polite whilst being asked stupid questions.

oww another fav, is this your car!!!!

Pheewww got that of my chest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i await your pulling apart of my opinion!!!!! lol

P.S don't even get me started on the amoun t of women police officers!!!!

If its not your car, then its pointless doing a check on the car looking for your name, if you borrowed your wifes car, then a Mrs Smith would come up, or whoever it actually belonged to. So it is a relevant question.

And whats wrong with female police officers? Dare I ask.

Pheewww got that of my chest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just how many times have you been pulled over?! :eek:

Chris (still waiting to be pulled over )

And whats wrong with female police officers? Dare I ask.

Cor, absolutely nothing

Cor, absolutely nothing

I'm not female mate

one of my favorite experiances with the police was a female officer.... called when I foun a stolen car parked on my driveway (Worksop, where I used to live)... was an old fiesta doors open ignition wrecked....

she said, "well as its on private property, there's nothing I can do about it being there, but when I've gone, if you and your mates push it onto the road (don't tell me, and I didn't suggest this) then ring the police again, someone will have to come and remove it...."

great advice..... she was well cute too

one of my favorite experiances with the police was a female officer.... called when I foun a stolen car parked on my driveway (Worksop, where I used to live)... was an old fiesta doors open ignition wrecked....

she said, "well as its on private property, there's nothing I can do about it being there, but when I've gone, if you and your mates push it onto the road (don't tell me, and I didn't suggest this) then ring the police again, someone will have to come and remove it...."

great advice..... she was well cute too

I got similar advice ages ago while working at a petrol station, to move it onto public road, however I don't think pushing it onto a dual carriageway would've gone down too well. :confused:

I'm not female mate

Fair cop

Bet you'd make an arresting sight in one of their uniforms though :eek:

wierdly enough, it got "re-nicked" the following night, from my driveway! must have been the same people, dunno if they ever caught them....

I had an old Nova I didn't want anymore, ages ago, I was glad that it got nicked actually. It didn't start and had 2 flat tyres, so they were better at fixing it than me as well! Not that that says much really.

wierdly enough, it got "re-nicked" the following night, from my driveway! must have been the same people, dunno if they ever caught them....

Were you hoping for the same cute officer ?

Were you hoping for the same cute officer ?

lol.... I'd met her a few times before..... she went up to a gypsy encampment on her own, spoke to the "leader" and made him come down to the sainsburys petrol station to appologise to the staff, for the bad behaviour of his "family"...

she was cute, but I really wouldn't mess with her! My kind of woman actually....

lol.... I'd met her a few times before.....

Those free Advanced Techniques courses you offered at the time ?

female coppers on the whole are typical political correctness gone mad, I do not deny their is a place for women in the force.

Searching female suspects, dealing with upset women etc.

But on the whole it is a mans job, now I know a lot of people will start kicking off at this expression but i think its about time we got real again.

If you where a copper on the beat in a town centre on a night and your partner for the night was a small women officer what would you think? i'd think oh crap what use is she when it all kicks off?

I really fancied being in the police when i was younger but not being a big lad i decided it would not really be a good job for me, then you see women who are about 4ft 5 and it makes a mokery of the whole thing.

You need some presents as a copper when your dealing with some scumbags.

I watched one of the cop shows a few nights ago and it showed a small women police officer trying to break up 2 men fighting in the street, they where just ignoring her and she looked like a toddler next to them!

sorry for the spelling and punctuation i've had a few to drink!!

p.s i also have the same view about the fire brigade.

sorry if i have upset anyone and please please don't think i'm sexist. its just a fact that men on the whole tend to be physically bigger and stronger and that is needed for that type of hands on job.

The female officers I know would blow that purely sexist theory out the window.