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lol I'm gutted its all in Grimsby and I'm based just up the motorway (westbound) in scunthorpe

Nothing interesting ever happens in Scunny though

LMAO ... it most definately does. Its such a **** hole all the people round here do is drink/do drugs and beat each other up/steal from each other etc etc etc

Keeps me busy enough

Ive worked there for the last 20 years, must admit it is a **** hole

what do you do? Where do you work?

Was on the spanners at H&L, Lex Commercials and BRS

Small world my old man works at Lex commercials but has only been there a few months, you might know my cousin though Dave Rhodes?

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New series starting monday at 9PM

Carl :thumbup:

ooooooooooh Humberside? It might be then look out for PC Keeble he works traffic alongside my shift and is a top bloke. Also keep a look out for our "Q" car ...

.. an unmarked octy VRS

Hadaway! It's all Protons in Humberside and they haven't even got a pursuit policy!:D

I believe the Police Driver Training manual refers to male boobies as Moobs.:D

No, they're mits

Moobs and nee naws:D, I love all this police shorthand.

Nee-naw (spelled Nenagh) is town 35 miles from me where my brother lives.

I still think moobs is the right noun though. :D

Hadaway! It's all Protons in Humberside and they haven't even got a pursuit policy!:D

The non persuit policy went ages ago we most definately do pursue now:thumbup:

The general patrol cars are protons but the traffic department have a fleet of Volvo T5s and a fair few octavia VRS MK1 hatchbacks, we also have unmarked "Q" cars which are MK2 octavia VRS's with hidden responce equipment plus the roads crime section have a fleet of subaru imprezza STI's and BMW 330ds all of which have been tuned.:D

Gone are the old dark days of the non persuit policy, :thumbup:.

Just for info, Humberside's ex ACC is now my Chief Copper, Steve Love CC MDPGA :rolleyes:

it was a repeat, seen them all before, including the mondeo with the police aerial on the roof and second mirror on the window.

Wahey! Spot that copper vRS?

Just watched it - a white marked vRS Octy:thumbup::thumbup:

The non persuit policy went ages ago we most definately do pursue now:thumbup:

The general patrol cars are protons but the traffic department have a fleet of Volvo T5s and a fair few octavia VRS MK1 hatchbacks, we also have unmarked "Q" cars which are MK2 octavia VRS's with hidden responce equipment plus the roads crime section have a fleet of subaru imprezza STI's and BMW 330ds all of which have been tuned.:D

Gone are the old dark days of the non persuit policy, :thumbup:.

Saw one of the Silver Mk11 VRS's in Cott this morning and regularily spot a marked Mk1 estate. Also the Silver Mk1 was on the clive sully last week playing with the traffic lol. Not just the protons anymore, Haven't you seen the Scoobys and Beemers they have. Someone has been buying them some nice toys to play with. Non of the Skoda's ever wave back though :( boooo

I haven't seen the black mk1 unmarked though for a while.

Our office is round the corner from Hessle Road station and they seem to get alot of high end toys in there!!!!!!

Keep the thieving sc*m bags off the streets guys and gals in the 'job' :thumbup:

Cheers

I saw a yellow mk II octy vrs on Beverly road a few months ago, was just going to flash my lights at it when i noticed it was full of yellow jacket clad officers.

Small world my old man works at Lex commercials but has only been there a few months, you might know my cousin though Dave Rhodes?

Yes mate , was round his house a couple of weeks ago

Yes mate , was round his house a couple of weeks ago

LMAO really is a small world then!

Hessle road have all the toys beause thats where the scooby squad ... erm, sorry "roads crime section" we're not allowed to call them the scooby squad work from. You'll spot them a mile off suped up cars loads of arials and blokes driving them who think they're will smith in bad boys, all sunglasses, madonna style mouthpieces and ego (not that I'm jelous)

LMAO really is a small world then!

Hessle road have all the toys beause thats where the scooby squad ... erm, sorry "roads crime section" we're not allowed to call them the scooby squad work from. You'll spot them a mile off suped up cars loads of arials and blokes driving them who think they're will smith in bad boys, all sunglasses, madonna style mouthpieces and ego (not that I'm jelous)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

O yes, Saw one of the marked scoobys parked at asda like that today. Had a really good look at their car which I don't think they were impressed with. We were sat in a queue waiting for the traffic lights.

Cheers

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