BLURT !

[Lazy Daisy]

and as for Jacques Mesrine.............

[RainbowFire]

[Lazy Daisy]

With a bit of a mind flip....

You're into a time slip....

And nothing can ever be the same.

You're spaced out on sensation

Like you're under sedation

Let's do the time warp again !

[Aspman]

Ninja swan!

[Lazy Daisy]

No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit...

Ian Paisley's favourite song.

[SkodaTC]

Week 1 of my annual 50 week 'Try to remember the rules of tennis' program.

[RainbowFire]

Andy who?

[Aspman]

Anita Doth mmmmm teenage dreams...

[Latte]

CHANCE

GO TO JAIL

GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. Oh. Don't go directly, you are bailed until trial date next year, maybe next.

DO NOT PASS GO. Oh. Actually go anywhere you like, but try not to leave the country. Try the cinema, or Grimsby.

DO NOT COLLECT £200. Oh. Apparently this would breach your human rights. Collect what you like. Take the money, just take it.

[SkodaTC]

OMG! This is the last July before Christmas!

[Lazy Daisy]

This is officially the wettest July of 2012

[@Lee]

This is officialy the wettest my trousers have been since that pi55 up last week.

[Harvey1978]

Can you see my growler

[@Lee]

see it, it's bloody winking at me

[Lazy Daisy]

Guys often go on about how special their thing is, so I ask you, if you wiggle your finger in your ear which feels better, the finger or the ear ?

[CFB]

The ear, so quit moaning.

No wait...

I meant keep moaning, even if you're faking it!

[Lazy Daisy]

97...98...99...100...here I come, ready or not.

[stever750]

Bankers; what a bunch of libors.

[@Lee]

Achtung, gross mutte, hunde scheiss

[B33fy]

Put your finger in your mouth which feels better?

[Aspman]

Hand hygiene is very important

You wouldn't want to put your finger in your mouth just after milking the prostate of a sedated baboon would you?

Edited 10 July, 2012 by Aspman

[SkodaTC]

Why bother with expensive time capsules when everyone has 'that drawer' in the kitchen.

[RainbowFire]

97...98...99...100...here I come, ready or not.

........said the actress to the bishop......

[Lazy Daisy]

...and then she got the

[Jonny5ive]

Then she had the......