BLURT !

[CFB]

Well...

That's f****d it!!

[@Lee]

1001 posts and ZERO warning points, in your FACE, Daisy (unless you like it there) :think:

[Jonny5ive]

Fickle Cell Anemia = A disease of the blood that runs through every three-year-old, causing them to completely change their mind the second you get them what they ask for.

[Aspman]

Psycho Cell Anemia = A disease of the blood that runs through every two-year-old, causing them to completely explode when Mega Bloks don't connect properly to Duplo blocks

[SkodaTC]

Jeff Horsebrass' Digi-World Services

Transfer all your old vinyl/8-Track onto Betamax - £1.20 a cassette or 5 for £6.00

Sega-Megadrive colourisation £4.92

Nintendo Royal We (Jubilee Edition) travel set £11.00 (silk gloves sold seperately) this year's must have waving game.

Seiko Binary watches from £101.0110

Ask about our window cleaning services (Tuesday and Friday)

[Latte]

COMMUNITY CHEST

It's your birthday!

Collect £20,000 in expenses for the London flat you don't own and have never been in. (After all they're all doing it and it's not against the rules so why should you have scruples, morals or ethics)

When handing dice to next player, slip them a tenner not to grass you up.

Yep. Just help yourself to the community chest.

[Lazy Daisy]

1466 posts and NINE warning points, in your EYE Lee, (unless you'd like it there) :think:

[Jim H]

As a result of the crisis in the economy, the sun was laid off :sun: and replaced with pouring rain

[Aspman]

I spy with my little... Oi! Daisy!

At least you could buy me dinner first!

[Zlin]

All the charm and beauty of the original remains intact in this facsimile.

[@Lee]

you never know, I might, unless it involves CBT, then I'd be unsure:p

[Lazy Daisy]

there's nothing wrong with being curious

[B33fy]

how does that work then?....just being curious

[@Lee]

if your name's not down, you're not cummin coming in.

[Jonny5ive]

Listen mate, I've told you once, I've told you twice, you're not on the list. Alright?

[Lazy Daisy]

Mmmmmmm, liquid lunch today, slurp.

[uncle bulgaria]

So you are damned if you do and you're damned if you don't. So should you?

[RainbowFire]

Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Buy a jumbo jet

And then bury all your clothes

Paint your left knee green

Then extract your wisdom teeth

Form a string quartet

And pretend your name is Keith

Skin yourself alive

Learn to speak Arapahoe

Climb inside a dog

And behead an eskimo

Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears

Casserole your gran

Disembowel yourself with spears

[@Lee]

,,,,,,,,,,and Moses said to Jesus, 'come forth'. But he came fifth and Moses lost his beer money.

[Lazy Daisy]

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure

Swim the waters of sins of the flesh

Erotic nightmares beyond any measure

And sensual daydreams to treasure forever

[Latte]

COMMUNITY CHEST

You have won first prize in a crossword competition in REAM magazine.

They were really impressed by your grasp of 2 and 3 letter words and even one with 2 syllable thingies.

You are to appear on telly and thus become famous.

You have made it. Your life is complete now. You will be known by complete strangers.

What more could anyone wish for. Check out your reflection.

Pass the dice with a knowing smile to the loser on your left, and grab loadsamoney from the bank.

[Jonny5ive]

Pulled up to rest,

Let the engine cool a while,

Open the beans,

Gather wood for the fire.

I hum this tune to all the girls I've known,

Should I care about the chances I've blown.

When daylight breaks,

We'll be down that road,

Rockman and me,

With a lighter load.

We'll stop for lunch,

In some Taco bar,

Lee Marvin on the jukebox,

Wandrin' Star.

[uncle bulgaria]

Has anyone seen the key for the shed???????

[Lazy Daisy]

I asked for nothing, and received it in abundance.

[Zlin]

Gie fools their silks and knaves their wine

A Man's a Man for a' that