Bobdogs Yeti Naughty Corner. OFF TOPIC CHAT

[Hairball]

A chap at work (honestly not I) seems to have a few senior moments. Once drove to the supermarket then walked home. He nearly called the police but knowing he was lets say 'prone' to senior moments asked the neighbours first if they had seen anything during the night car wise and was directed to the supermarket car park where he found his car. He couldn't move it as the battery was flat as the radio was on all night!

Another one was when he went on a 2 week holiday in France and wondered why the restaurants seemed to be closing so soon or had a restricted menu when he and his family were always a good hour in time to eat. It took a week before he noticed he'd not put his watch on to local French time. I recon his wife must be prone to those moments as well.

There are a few more that I'll not bore you with. The thing is that he's only a few years older than me and I'm......err......old

[CFB]

According to my other half, they're not called senior moments any more.

They're now known as Craft moments....

Can't Remember A F****** Thing

[Peter a Proud Yorkshireman]

Graham sent me here but I thought I would update with a bit of news about Bob.

He moved back to Norfolk to open a bakery as they are all into bread down there!

Cheers :beer:

Peter

[Bobdog]

Took me a few minutes to work that one out ... brilliant!

[CFB]

Graham sent me here but I thought I would update with a bit of news about Bob.

He moved back to Norfolk to open a bakery as they are all into bread down there!

Cheers :beer:

Peter

It appears its my turn to say "please explain"

[Bobdog]

It appears its my turn to say "please explain"

"into bread" = interbred.

[CFB]

DOH!

You'd have thought I would have worked that one out as I'm quite good at plays on words.

Must be too early

[dbg400]

DOUGH!

You'd have thought I would have worked that one out as I'm quite good at plays on words.

Must be too early

Fixed that for you

[CFB]

So thats the way its going then?

well i'd loaf to hang around but I'm off into the garden to deadhead some flours.

[Hairball]

So thats the way its going then?

well i'd loaf to hang around but I'm off into the garden to deadhead some flours.

We all have to earn a crust from somewhere

[Bobdog]

So thats the way its going then?

well i'd loaf to hang around but I'm off into the garden to deadhead some flours.

I did that yeasterday.

[CFB]

I did that yeasterday.

Oh I sooo nearly did a graham and said you'd made a spelling mistake!

So today you'll mostly be up to your usual seedy antics then?

[speedsport]

Just renewed my house insurance through a well known insurance comapny that sounds like a '70's Vauxhall .......

Chap on phone was giving the usual diatribe about why I should stay with them.... and I said he'd forgotten to mention that their call centres are in the UK.

His response? ... "no there not, they're in Norwich!"

QED

[Bobdog]

Just renewed my house insurance through a well known insurance comapny that sounds like a '70's Vauxhall .......

Chap on phone was giving the usual diatribe about why I should stay with them.... and I said he'd forgotten to mention that their call centres are in the UK.

His response? ... "no there not, they're in Norwich!"

QED

Absolutely - the Independent People's Republic of Norfolk. Bring your passports if you plan to cross the border.

[CFB]

Absolutely - the Independent People's Republic of Norfolk. Bring your passports if you plan to cross the border.

Nor Folkin way!

[Bobdog]

Norfolk and Good

Lyrics by The Kipper Family

In praise of our county we're going to sing

Against this fine place we will not hear a thing.

If you speak ill about it, you speak a falsehood

For our native county is Norfolk and good.

Norfolk and good, Norfolk and good

We are the boys who are Norfolk and good.

Now Nelson from Norfolk he took on the world

Lady Hamilton thought him an absolute pearl

But Hardy said Nelson was misunderstood,

He reckoned his kissing was Norfolk and good.

Now Kent have its hops and the Cornish their pasties

And Lancashire hot pot can be awfully tasty

In Cheshire there's cheese and in Yorkshire there's pud

But my wife's old dumplings are Norfolk and good.

Now the rich folk of London our county have found

Which means that the houses cost thousands of pounds

They all feel at home in our neighbourhood

So we let them know that they' re Norfolk and good.

Now our Norfolk turkeys are simply the best,

They sure knock the stuffing out of the rest

And if you tried one I'm sure that you would

Agree that our turkeys are Norfolk and good.

Norfolk and good, Norfolk and good,

We are the boys who are Norfolk and good.

[CFB]

I wouldn't mind trying the wife's dumplings.

[Llanigraham]

41 years ago today I passed my Driving Test.

[Brijo]

Happy Anniversary! :beer:

[MarieK]

41 years ago today I passed my Driving Test.

Did they have cars in those days?

[Freshacre]

Yes.

Of course.

With someone walking in front of them.

[Bobdog]

Taking his life in his hands if he walked in front of Graham!

[Llanigraham]

I suppose I shouldn't expect anything different from you lot!! :think:

[loftypeak2]

41 years ago today I passed my Driving Test.

Driving test? I bought my licence in the back room of my local pub, best 10 groats worth ever!

[CFB]

Biting tongue....

Must resist