Chuckle in Your Day

[pinkpanther]

Keeping it car related

[Arkaig]

[pinkpanther]

[pinkpanther]

[pinkpanther]

A pal of mine (who is an engineer) is making t-shirts

 

Edited 5 March, 2021 by pinkpanther

[MikeTheThinker]

7 minutes ago, pinkpanther said:

A pal of mine (who is an engineer) is making t-shirts

 

Can I order one in xxl, please?

[skomaz]

8 minutes ago, pinkpanther said:

A pal of mine (who is an engineer) is making t-shirts

 

 

That's brilliant!

[PetrolDave]

3 hours ago, pinkpanther said:

A pal of mine (who is an engineer) is making t-shirts

 

Reminds me of a phrase we in engineering used to use when talking to someone in marketing - "The impossible we do at once, but miracles take a little longer!"

[MikeTheThinker]

[Mickvrs220]

Watching judge judy this morn and this girls name made me chuckle (childish i know )

Edited 6 March, 2021 by Mickvrs220

[pinkpanther]

On 05/03/2021 at 11:49, MikeTheThinker said:

Can I order one in xxl, please?

I told him he should market them!!

[pinkpanther]

[Lynn67]

New mask standard, filter type FL1

[Lynn67]

My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again. 
Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away. 
"Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw her into the backyard....she had better not **** in the vegetable garden again." 
The silence in the taxi was deafening.....

Edited 6 March, 2021 by Lynn67

[Lynn67]

[Lynn67]

FATHER DEAR FATHER ♧
Two Priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation .. 😎😎
They were determined to make this a REAL vacation by not wearing Anything that would
identify them as Clergy ..
As soon as the plane landed they headed
for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts , shirts , sandals , sunglasses , etc ..
The next morning they went to the beach
dressed in their 'tourist' garb ..
They were sitting on beach-chairs , enjoying a drink , the sunshine , and the scenery when a 'drop-dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them ..🍺🥂
They couldn't help but STARE ..
As the blonde passed them , she smiled and said 'Good Morning , Father ~ Good Morning ,
Father' , nodding and addressing each of them individually .. then she passed on by ..
They were both stunned ..!
How in the World did she know they were priests ...!! ?
So the next day , they went back to the store
and bought even more OUTRAGEOUS outfits ..
These were so loud you could HEAR them before you even SAW them ..!
Once again , in their new attire , they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine ...
After a little while , the same gorgeous blonde , wearing a different coloured Topless bikini , taking her sweet time , came walking toward them ..
Again , she nodded at each of them , said
'Good morning, Father ~
Good morning, Father ,'
and started to walk away ..
One of the priests just couldn't stand it any Longer and said , 'Just a minute, young lady..'
'Yes, Father?'
'We are Priests and proud of it , but I have to know , HOW IN THE WORLD did you know we are priests , dressed as we are ...?'
She replied ,
'Father, it's ME , Sister Kathleen

[pinkpanther]

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[MikeTheThinker]

7 minutes ago, pinkpanther said:

I'll forward this to some American friends and see what happens ...

[MikeTheThinker]

On the subject of America ...

[MikeTheThinker]

After 2 intensive days of tree felling and trimming and burning plus crawling around a very dirty loft and sorting boxes - this is _very_ appropriate!

[MikeTheThinker]

Charles Dickens in the age of Woke:

 

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Allegedly ...

 

 

[Arkaig]

[Arkaig]