The 2019 Election - Done and Overwhelmingly Dusted!!

[Aspman]

12 hours ago, CWARD said:

Labour MP Keith Vaz of cocaine and rent boy fame is retiring 

 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/election-2019-50369905

 

Don't forget Poppers, he didn't

[CWARD]

38 minutes ago, Aspman said:

 

Don't forget Poppers, he didn't

I wonder if Kate Osamor's son, Ishmael, was his dealer, as he worked for her within Westminster Keith Vaz wouldn’t have far to travel to get a fix. 

[Chorlton]

Farage now says Brexit party will not stand in 317 Tory seats.

[shyVRS245]

2 hours ago, Chorlton said:

Farage now says Brexit party will not stand in 317 Tory seats.

Saved himself £317,000 in lost deposits.

[@Lee]

 

[john999boy]

2 hours ago, shyVRS245 said:

Saved himself £317,000 in lost deposits.

Shouldn't that be a maximum of £158,500?

[moley]

Strange that when the Lib Dems, Greens and Plaid Cymru form an alliance not to stand in certain seats to give each party a better chance of winning it's good tactics. When the Brexit party does similar it's something sinister and underhand.

[@Lee]

 

[@Lee]

@moley, what's so funny 🤔

[john999boy]

1 minute ago, Lee_Esq said:

@moley, what's so funny 🤔

Damn.

I was just about to click on the funny emoji too - but now I'm not too sure. 🏳️

 

@Lee_Esq It was funny insomuch that Kwasi Kwarteng wasn't able to answer a straightforward question.

[@Lee]

9 minutes ago, john999boy said:

Damn.

I was just about to click on the funny emoji too - but now I'm not too sure. 🏳️

 

@Lee_Esq It was funny insomuch that Kwasi Kwarteng wasn't able to answer a straightforward question.

It's hard to judge sometimes lol Nice to see 'insomuch' used in a sentence. A rarity these days.

[john999boy]

21 minutes ago, Lee_Esq said:

It's hard to judge sometimes lol

Well that was my interpretation Lee.

If @moley needs to add more then that's fine.

If he doesn't then that's fine too.

[CWARD]

Lee before you ask me what’s so funny it’s false indignation of someone finding your post amusing when you use the funny emoji so often yourself at posts that obviously not funny

 

Keep it up, you’re funny.....   not 🤣

 

What has been funny though is Thornberry trying to defend Corbyn on security 

https://www.cityam.com/emily-thornberry-struggles-with-jeremy-corbyns-nuclear-stance/

 

Almost as funny as the fairytales from Labour and Torys over what they’d do for the armed forces. 

[CWARD]

Anyone know where they’ve hidden the shadow Home Secretary? I know she’s managed to get access to Twitter but seems to be kept away from the media for fear of foot in mouth disease. 

[shyVRS245]

2 minutes ago, CWARD said:

Anyone know where they’ve hidden the shadow Home Secretary? I know she’s managed to get access to Twitter but seems to be kept away from the media for fear of foot in mouth disease. 

Would that be Diane "I'VE GOT THE FIGURES SOMEWHERE" Abbott?

[CWARD]

1 minute ago, shyVRS245 said:

Would that be Diane "I'VE GOT THE FIGURES SOMEWHERE" Abbott?

That’s the one. Has she been locked up somewhere that she can’t do any damage or become “ill” again. 

[moley]

12 minutes ago, CWARD said:

Anyone know where they’ve hidden the shadow Home Secretary? I know she’s managed to get access to Twitter but seems to be kept away from the media for fear of foot in mouth disease. 

I heard that Boris has got her on his hustings bus. He reckons that she is a real asset to his campaign. 

[shyVRS245]

9 minutes ago, CWARD said:

That’s the one. Has she been locked up somewhere that she can’t do any damage or become “ill” again. 

Perhaps Keith Vaz is helping medicate her.

[VWD]

1 hour ago, CWARD said:

Almost as funny as the fairytales from Labour and Torys over what they’d do for the armed forces. 

That's been going on for lost of years. Something like 20.  I remember laughing at the Army recruitment ads with my SIL & daughter, both at the time squaddies. Remember the ad "Here's Kevin" - shown having a gat time all over the world ,ski ing amongs other things. A few years later SIL did a skit poster on this. "Here's Kevin" . It showed an ex squaddy in the long queue at the Jobcentre, looking for work. A bloke in combat gear with a great big arrow pointing at him ,with the caption "here's Kevin". Not true ,says you -well SIL was made redundant from HF forcs around that time.

[Ryeman]

So the chaps at the beeb are still protecting Boris and his unthinking incompetence -

 

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[Ootohere]

^^^^

@Ryeman

It is a Genaral Election thread.

We were told earlier.

[CWARD]

19 hours ago, Ryeman said:

So the chaps at the beeb are still protecting Boris and his unthinking incompetence -

A conspiracy theory 🙄. Your very classy along with the cretin who did the video. I watched the whole ceremony and didn’t see any of them looking around bored. I did see Boris Johnson set off too earlier and also place the wreath upside down. I saw plenty of bigger gaffs such as Transport for London going completely past his marker having to be called back, then when returning to the parade just walked off and didn’t join the others.  I could go into Corbyn wreath laying controversy but won’t and instead show my respect for the memorial. 

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[Guest BigJase88]

19 hours ago, Ryeman said:

So the chaps at the beeb are still protecting Boris and his unthinking incompetence -

Honestly this guy is a buffoon (phil plantpot)

Edited 12 November, 2019 by BigJase88
OT quoted video removed

[moley]

40 minutes ago, CWARD said:

A conspiracy theory 🙄. Your very classy along with the cretin who did the video. I watched the whole ceremony and didn’t see any of them looking around bored. I did see Boris Johnson set off too earlier and also place the wreath upside down. I saw plenty of bigger gaffs such as Transport for London going completely past his marker having to be called back, then when returning to the parade just walked off and didn’t join the others.  I could go into Corbyn wreath laying controversy but won’t and instead show my respect for the memorial. 

I was in London yesterday in Parliament square and it was nice and peaceful now the MP's are away and the noisy protesters have shut up shop while the general election campaigns are running. I was in time to stand in Whitehall opposite the Cenotaph at 11.00 during the ceremony. Not sure why Ryeman thinks it's OK to confuse Remembrance Sunday with a general election. 

[Chorlton]

12 hours ago, CWARD said:

Anyone know where they’ve hidden the shadow Home Secretary? I know she’s managed to get access to Twitter but seems to be kept away from the media for fear of foot in mouth disease. 

The same secure location as Rees-Mogg, to receive some media training.