And the crust wouldn't break thus resulting in a recall....

You spoke too soon:

VAG Press Release

December 2004:

Bread Crust – Important Information

It has been reported that crust can break on Sandwiches with Jam, Marmite, Ham and Cheese fillings, and can lead to taste or reduced edible performance. The problem is caused by an bread making issue and in no way endangers the Sandwich or the eater. We have not therefore, issued a recall notice in respect of affected Sandwiches as this is not a safety related issue. Should a break of crust occur, you will fail to recieve the full taste.

We acknowledge and sincerely regret that some eaters have been inconvenienced and wherever possible, we have and will continue to provide a loan Sandwich whenever a customer's sandwich has been awaiting replacement parts.

Now you really are talking a load of old ******

Now you really are talking a load of old ******

Like I said, give as good as you get

Like I said, give as good as you get

We have been, and will continue to do so.

Can i remind you where the door is?

Can i remind you where the door is?

Ahhh! But I've been nominated doorman tonight' date=' AND I've got the key :haha:

strewth this whiskey's strong!

Ahhh! But I've been nominated doorman tonight' date=' AND I've got the key :haha:

strewth this whiskey's strong!

I wish you'd use it...

I'll be calling Rentokil soon

Takes key from CJ and locks door

Think that's probably just about enough on this

Are we all done now.

I really hope so cos this nelson bloke is just a troll. I have an itchy trigger finger on the ban button. ....

so go ahead ..... make my day!