A cupboard to put your trousers in then p'raps? Ah no...I forgot...that would only be required for when Mrs Hellfire is staying over :P

i'll have one of those thanks, get him to pay for it...

i'm pleased that i can bring a little bit of comedy to this site btw :rubchin:

Looks like someone's after my job.

Always nice to see the cunning and wit used by SWMBOs to discover what their better/worse half (to be ) is doing.

Always nice to see the cunning and wit used by SWMBOs to discover what their better/worse half (to be ) is doing.

You arent married are you J, because if you were you would know that cunning is something that womenhave from birth, and develop the "talent" after they get married.

im lost for words....

You arent married are you J, because if you were you would know that cunning is something that womenhave from birth, and develop the "talent" after they get married.

im lost for words....

Have a word with Mrs to be Hellfire then. Sure she can muster up a few for you!

Have a word with Mrs to be Hellfire then. Sure she can muster up a few for you!

An explanaition of female cunning..

Usually they go on the line of "Thats a nice dress..thankyou, and no..I wont have a headache tonight"

Priceless - and I am NOT talking about the clutch!!! :hilarius::hilarius::hilarius:

An explanaition of female cunning..

Usually they go on the line of "Thats a nice dress..thankyou' date=' and no..I wont have a headache tonight"[/quote']

not true! he never buys me a new dress (or any new clothes for that matter) altho' perhaps you guys could do me a favour and drop a few hints since i've given you all a laugh? (i doesn't HAVE to be a dress, any item of clothing would be acceptable...)

Have a word with Mrs to be Hellfire then. Sure she can muster up a few for you!

not true! he never buys me a new dress (or any new clothes for that matter) altho' perhaps you guys could do me a favour and drop a few hints since i've given you all a laugh? (i doesn't HAVE to be a dress, any item of clothing would be acceptable...)

Or anything new and shiny that you take a fancy too and need to "persuade" him to buy for you

Or anything new and shiny that you take a fancy too and need to "persuade" him to buy for you

well i do need a new car, but i'm not greedy (and i'm not that stupid so i know i don't have a cat in hell's chance!) as i said, new clothes would be greatly appreciated

not true! he never buys me a new dress (or any new clothes for that matter) altho' perhaps you guys could do me a favour and drop a few hints since i've given you all a laugh? (i doesn't HAVE to be a dress, any item of clothing would be acceptable...)

Any item of clothing? :mischief: :mischief:

Hey Hellfire, my SWMBO is having a Ann Summers party soon, want me to get something for you to pass onto mrs morley?

How's about this then Mrs M? :tipspecs:

www.come-shopping.co.uk

suprised no one else has posted something similar for you. :P

How's about this then Mrs M? :tipspecs:

www.come-shopping.co.uk

suprised no one else has posted something similar for you. :P

wow what a great website, it has a wedding section and everything!!! perhaps i should wait and see if h2b notices the link and takes the hint! you blokes are a fountain of knowledge!

Always here and glad to help...wouldn't mind seeing some piccies posted on here if and when he gets your new......... :yummy: items!

Always here and glad to help...wouldn't mind seeing some piccies posted on here if and when he gets your new......... :yummy: items!

if not you'll know who to blame!

mrs morley, ive come to notice you spend more time on here than Hellfire, the tables are turning, soon it'l be you forever going on about briskoda

mrs morley, ive come to notice you spend more time on here than Hellfire, the tables are turning, soon it'l be you forever going on about briskoda

i know, we were saying that last night! i's only 'cos i'm not at work at the moment, once i go back i won't have any time! :nurse: