BLURT !

[Longyear]

How many Policemen does it take to change a light bulb? ............

Three. One to change the bulb and two to chase the people filming it on their phones.

[Aspman]

Romani ite domum

[SkodaTC]

OK, building my own shed was a big mistake - but at least the kids have somewhere interesting to play. Of course by interesting I mean dangerous.

[Aspman]

Die fly, die!

[Aspman]

I have a mate who works as a drilling engineer for Dong Energy.

I'm envious that his job title is a dirty chat up line.

[uncle bulgaria]

Why is it that in fixing one loose connection, you find another?

[B33fy]

Got a 20 minute blurt to do at 0915 at university, has to be my best yet, being marked by two blurt experts, been practising hard, hope I haven't peaked too soon need 80% to get a distinction, got to nail it, no ummms or arrrs, if's but's or maybe's, Just a hard hitting, clear and concise blurt...

wish me luck..

[B33fy]

I blurted this morning, gave it everything, awaiting results, due shortly...

[Aspman]

#Here I stand all broken hearted

Paid 10p but only farted

[B33fy]

Blurt score 77% at masters level,- described as "excellent",... Happy with that, next time blurt machine needs to be in overdrive to an "outstanding"

Done for the year thank fook.

[@Lee]

94 more to go :think:

[Robjon]

I.......I just took a ride in a silver machine and I'm still feeling mean

[Aspman]

Blackened is the end

Winter it will send

Throwing all you see

Into obscurity

[Harvey1978]

Apparently I don't sweat much for a fat f*cker

[Lazy Daisy]

Not one of you has wished me Happy Birthday :(

[@Lee]

Not one of you has wished me Happy Birthday :(

Happy Birthday, Daisy

[SkodaTC]

.... / . / ._.. / ._ _. /

_ _.!

[Lazy Daisy]

.. / --- -. .-.. -.-- / -.- -. --- .-- / .... --- .-- / - --- / -... .-.. ..- .-. - / .. -. / . -. --. .-.. .. ... .... :yes:

[@Lee]

Samuel Morse would be so proud of you both.

[Brimma]

Bloody near shat myself with that thunderclap

[Brimma]

Happy birthday, Daisy

That's for 2013, am I the first?

[RainbowFire]

Happy 21st, Daisy!

Am sure our "friend" in the Felly forum would also demand that you had a happy birthday and that his english was 10000000 times better than our romanian ;)

Edited 28 June, 2012 by RainbowFore

[Aspman]

Happy 43rd Derek, I mean Daisy

[SkodaTC]

Just back from the barbers...last time I ask for a Travolta.

[Longyear]

Freedom is just another way of saying 'having nothing left to lose'.