Chuckle in Your Day

[MikeTheThinker]

1 hour ago, Lady Elanore said:

 

That looks like the viscosity from a 'Snap Pot' microwavable bean pot, rather than the slightly more viscous bean juice in the proper tinned beanz. I am of course referring to the correct Imperial measurement of the Heinz scale and not some Euro viscosity rating. 

Perhaps the term should be 'glutinosity' - or maybe 'glutenosity'

 

[@Lee]

 

 

Edited 11 December, 2023 by @Lee

[Graham Butcher]

1 hour ago, @Lee said:

Graham will be along in a minute telling us that's not how ICE vehicles burn 😉😂

Actually that looks pretty authentic 😆 

 

[MikeTheThinker]

45 minutes ago, @Lee said:

 

 

 

 

Shouldn't the second line be "honey, honey"?

 

[Graham Butcher]

42 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

 

Shouldn't the second line be "honey, honey"?

 

Nope, it's sugar cubed.

[AnnoyingPentium]

[@Lee]

1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Oh I dunno. Did Lawrence factor in Irn-Bru, Buckfast and all of Glasgae?  

[Paws4Thot]

4 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Never happen; This requires herding 600_000_000 cats!

[Kenny R]

[Graham Butcher]

5 hours ago, Paws4Thot said:

Never happen; This requires herding 600_000_000 cats!

That's kinda what I was thinking with mental picture of all those tossed cabers flying towards the cats, wiping them out 😜

Edited 12 December, 2023 by Graham Butcher

[Lady Elanore]

12 hours ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Perhaps the term should be 'glutinosity' - or maybe 'glutenosity'

 

 

 

..first discovered in the Glutaceous period of history? 

 

We are British and demand our food has a substantial and cohesive firmness to it!. You should be able to stun (ie render unconscious, not impress him greatly) a man with a steak pie, whereas on the continent, they need to leave the pie in the dish to achieve the same result. 

[MikeTheThinker]

3 hours ago, Lady Elanore said:

Glutaceous period

Bearing in mind the original implication of the meme, we should perhaps be introducing the role of the Gluteous(sic) Maximus into this debate ...

 

[MikeTheThinker]

PG [suggestive language]

 

 

 

[@Lee]

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Edited 12 December, 2023 by @Lee

[Lady Elanore]

31 minutes ago, @Lee said:

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These fake videos are getting better and better...we are all doomed (unless it is real of course ).  

[Lady Elanore]

[@Lee]

[Lady Elanore]

For those worried that the elefunk is snorting the cast of Peanuts, it might be depositing them back down it's trunk having saved them from a forest fire or something equally dangerous... just saying  

[pinkpanther]

[Graham Butcher]

Edited 12 December, 2023 by Graham Butcher

[@Lee]

Remarkable tech these dent pullers.
 

 

 

[Mickvrs220]

[J.R.]

Reminds me of the (somewhat sick) joke going around at the time.

 

"Mr West, you have admitted when questioned that if we dug up your cellar we would find 2 bodies buried there, I have to tell you that in just the first part we have excavated we have already found five, do you have anything to say to me?"

 

Reply - "I'm a builder, it was an estimate!"

[Graham Butcher]

[@Lee]