Chuckle in Your Day

[MikeTheThinker]

7 hours ago, Lady Elanore said:

Just don't eat all the strawberry ones first!!! 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285091456857

[@Lee]

[Lady Elanore]

[@Lee]

I'm guessing some sort of aircraft was used but now I need to read Harry's full analysis before coming to any preemptive conclusion.

 

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[MikeTheThinker]

Rather him than me!

 

[Lady Elanore]

 

Edited 31 January by Lady Elanore

[Lady Elanore]

[Arkaig]

A monkey that escaped from a wildlife park in the Highlands ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Lady Elanore]

I asked for a baboon driving a Skoda, but the AI doesn't recognise Skoda 😞 

Edited 31 January by Lady Elanore

[Lady Elanore]

[@Lee]

It's Viz characters but IRL. Make your own minds up which ones.

 

 

 

[J.R.]

Tray and Sand!

 

"I can't breathe" - neither could I 🤣

 

I have never guffawed so much and after the big exhalation I could not breathe in!

 

I almost stopped the video because I thought it was going to show up her skirt

 

Funniest posting ever 👍

[J.R.]

Why is there no old settee/mattress etc in the front garden? - Very fishy!

[MikeTheThinker]

Marriage advice from a sprog ...

 

[MikeTheThinker]

I wonder which delivery service was involved here?  Amazon, Evri, Yodel ...

 

[Lady Elanore]

I was sent this birthday card recently 

 

[BTandSid]

9 hours ago, J.R. said:

Tray and Sand!

 

"I can't breathe" - neither could I 🤣

 

I have never guffawed so much and after the big exhalation I could not breathe in!

 

I almost stopped the video because I thought it was going to show up her skirt

 

Funniest posting ever 👍

Great video, doing the rounds today. Although seeing the woman hanging through the window was funny I honestly thought the reaction of her ‘friend’ was better, bent double laughing, not offering any help. Brilliant. You have to wonder who was filming the whole episode. A teenage son who refused to climb through the window, preferring instead to keep his Snapchat/twitter friends amused

Edited 1 February by BTandSid

[MikeTheThinker]

3 hours ago, Lady Elanore said:

I was sent this birthday card recently 

Happy missed birthday!

[@Lee]

[Kenny R]

An elderly couple 👵👴 entered a McDonald’s store 🍿 and sat next to a table where some young people were having dinner.

The old man walked over to the box and made the order for him. 🍔🍟🥛

He unwrapped the hamburger 🍔, cut it in half and put one half next to his wife 👵; very carefully, he counted all the fries 🍟 and did the same.

He dipped two straws into the soda 🥛 and put it between himself and his wife.

The old woman began to eat her half hamburger 🍔, people stared at her compassionately.

A young man 👨 approached them and politely offered to buy them another portion of food. 🍔🍟🥛

The old woman 👵 she replied that she did not bother, that they were used to sharing everything.

People realized that the old man 👴 had not eaten, he only watched 👀 as his wife ate, 👵 and from time to time, he drank a little soda. 🥛

Young 👨 approached again and repeated his offer.

This time it was the old man 👴 who explained that no, they were used to sharing everything.

The young man 👨 then asked the old man👴

And what are you waiting for then..

THE
TEETH!!!
😂😂😂😂😂

[MikeTheThinker]

Allegedly "Only in Oz" ...

 

 

[@Lee]

More Viz vids in the links below. Fill yer boots @J.R. Probably a bit NSFW
 

 

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=sid+the+sexist 

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=roger+mellie

[J.R.]

Some of your Viz images are old ones that I recall but a recent one was very topical, are you an internet subscriber?

 

I do miss the paper version, I have a couple of very old yearbooks which I treasure.