Chuckle in Your Day

[Graham Butcher]

31 minutes ago, @Lee said:

 

So close and yet...  

 

IIIIITTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSS CHRIIIISSSSTTTMMAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!



 

It's Noddy Holder

[MikeTheThinker]

6 hours ago, mac11irl said:

i didnt...

Nor me ...

[Lady Elanore]

Sometimes I think I'm wasted on here

 

 

 

 

To be fair, I have been known to be wasted while I am on here... 

[MikeTheThinker]

Aromatic oil change ...

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Interesting assortment of rural trades ...

 

[MikeTheThinker]

You can't dine in but there should be plenty of tips ...

 

[Lady Elanore]

I stared at that for a good minute before I realised what was printed  

[MikeTheThinker]

For the man or woman on the move?

 

[@Lee]

tRump fans are making AI images of him praying and they're hilarious 😂 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[@Lee]

HP Sauce. The Daily Torygaff limited edition

 

[@Lee]

[pinkpanther]

 

[J.R.]

My chuckle today concerns the subjects of more than half of the spam E-mails recieved in the last 24 hours, it might just be chance or maybe they have some algorithm that believes it knows all about me.

 

The E-mail headers were:

 

Tingling or numbness in your feet or hands?

 

ELIMINATE Nail Fungus in Just 5 Seconds

 

Wake up Refreshed: Snoreaway - 60% Off Your Anti-Snoring Aid!

 

2 popular green veggies spike your blood sugar

 

Bible Flower ERASES your hemorrhoids (in just 3 days)

 

Poor sitting posture is causing you more harm than you think...

 

Have I perhaps done something to upset the Nigerian scammers? It was much more pleasant being told multiple times a day that I had won honlytonk millions of dollars or someone wanted to share their countries wealth with me.

 

I dont even get any Viagra spam any more!

[@Lee]

Got a link for that Bible Flowers remedy?

 

Asking for a friend.  He tells me his Chalfonts are giving him the arseole right now.  

 

Check your Spam folder for C1alis etc and delete your browsing history.

Maybe even consider another browser.

I saw DuckDuckGo have released one that promises zero tracking but I've not tested it myself yet. 

 

 

Edited 29 January by @Lee

[@Lee]

Sandra Bullock on the Muppets

 

 

 

[@Lee]

[MikeTheThinker]

Hopefully without getting bits stuck in one's teeth ...

 

 

[Kenny R]

[@Lee]

[@Lee]

The Frogfather

 

 

 

[@Lee]

Well I wouldn't know about that sir.

 

 

 

 

[Stonekeeper]

[MikeTheThinker]

1 hour ago, Stonekeeper said:

An impromptu plebiscite (my WhatsApp humour group) suggests that anything short of the full tin could prove fatal ...

[Lady Elanore]

Just don't eat all the strawberry ones first!!! 

[@Lee]