Chuckle in Your Day

[MikeTheThinker]

Clever advert - beyond the obvious ...

 

 

[Paws4Thot]

1 hour ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Thought for the day, Thursday: Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the “cool table” in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.

Pretty much yes; for example I've never had a FacePlant account.

 

Edited 29 February by Paws4Thot

[Lady Elanore]

Rather apropos 

 

 

 

 

[Lady Elanore]

[MikeTheThinker]

Well?

 

[@Lee]

[Lady Elanore]

[mac11irl]

 

 

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Thought for the day, Friday: If only vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

[Arkaig]

[Graham Butcher]

Maybe if we get loads of photos published like that maybe the council's will be shamed into repairing the potholes. 

[mac11irl]

57 minutes ago, Graham Butcher said:

Maybe if we get loads of photos published like that maybe the council's will be shamed into repairing the potholes. 

i remember seeing, possibly here, someone had started going around their area and painting peni5es around the potholes to highlight them for drivers.

they were repaired in record time

 

[MikeTheThinker]

2 minutes ago, mac11irl said:

i remember seeing, possibly here, someone had started going around their area and painting peni5es around the potholes to highlight them for drivers.

they were repaired in record time

 

Would that be regarded as d1cktating Council policy?

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Got that licked!

 

[@Lee]

Someone asked AI to write an obituary and this the result. Poor Brenda 

 

[MikeTheThinker]

I'm not sure what to say about this ...

 

[@Lee]

 

[Stonekeeper]

[MikeTheThinker]

Thought for the day Saturday: You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

 

[mac11irl]

[Paws4Thot]

1 minute ago, mac11irl said:

And just in front of the Blue Angels.

 

[Gerrycan]

2 hours ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Thought for the day Saturday: You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

 

I'm mostly bald so my wife just gives a 'cut an' shine'. How good does that make me?

[MikeTheThinker]

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be ...

 

[MikeTheThinker]

8 hours ago, Gerrycan said:

I'm mostly bald so my wife just gives a 'cut an' shine'. How good does that make me?

A smooth operator?  A polished performer?  A shining example? 

 

Edited 2 March by MikeTheThinker
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[MikeTheThinker]

Who knew Postman Bud could offer witty advice?  Can't somehow see Royal Mail doing the same ...