Chuckle in Your Day

[mac11irl]

 

and a golden oldie

[Lady Elanore]

[MikeTheThinker]

TFTD Saturday: I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid - Dorothy Parker

[kodiaqsportline]

Apparantly in Liz Truss's upcoming memoirs about her 44 days in office, she's defended her disasterous mini-budget. 

 

She said the afternoon after which Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng outlined the growth plan was "probably my happiest moment as prime minister" adding "I was ecstatic".

 

I can only assume politicians like Liz Truss and those electorate who continue to support her, must be mentally ill.   

 

 

Edited 13 April by kodiaqsportline

[Arkaig]

[MikeTheThinker]

TFTD Sunday: The first casualty of war is truth - Winston Churchill

[Stonekeeper]

 

[Lady Elanore]

3 hours ago, Stonekeeper said:

 

These gave me a chuckle, but they are both fake 😞 sadly. The camera/phone moves in to the cashier before he begins his retribution and the second one has a locked off phone (it's presumably on an octopus/gorilla type mount), set up in advance. The irony is people are getting too good at these videos and it betrays them because of it

[Stonekeeper]

12 minutes ago, Lady Elanore said:

These gave me a chuckle, but they are both fake 😞 sadly. The camera/phone moves in to the cashier before he begins his retribution and the second one has a locked off phone (it's presumably on an octopus/gorilla type mount), set up in advance. The irony is people are getting too good at these videos and it betrays them because of it

I am confused, i thought the clip was a girl paying by kissing the card reader.

[Paws4Thot]

8 minutes ago, Stonekeeper said:

I am confused, i thought the clip was a girl paying by kissing the card reader.

Watch the clip again; she hides a phone behind her mask before kissing the reader.

[Stonekeeper]

2 minutes ago, Paws4Thot said:

Watch the clip again; she hides a phone behind her mask before kissing the reader.

 

I saw that.

 

I was confused by "The camera/phone moves in to the cashier before he begins his retribution"

[Lady Elanore]

4 minutes ago, Paws4Thot said:

Watch the clip again; she hides a phone behind her mask before kissing the reader.

 

I'm thinking of doing this with a debit card in M&S now. Great idea  

 

 

 

 

 

People of the North West are such shining beacons of hope...

 

Edited 14 April by Lady Elanore

[Lady Elanore]

[@Lee]

23 minutes ago, Lady Elanore said:

 

I'm thinking of doing this with a debit card in M&S now. Great idea  

 

 

 

 

 

People of the North West are such shining beacons of hope...

 

 

 

 

More on tight suits. (I find them ridiculous BTW)
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1776041239684804915.html?utm_campaign=topunroll

 

[Lady Elanore]

1 hour ago, Stonekeeper said:

 

I saw that.

 

I was confused by "The camera/phone moves in to the cashier before he begins his retribution"

The phone operator knew what was coming and the cashier didn't even look up as it was staged.  All imho of course 

[Stonekeeper]

 

[Stonekeeper]

Squirrel watching the above

 

[Lady Elanore]

2 hours ago, Stonekeeper said:

 

 

 

In squirrel terms, is that like the bloke that lost his hard drive with all his cryptocurrency on it? 

[MikeTheThinker]

It's all about your orientation ...

 

[MikeTheThinker]

My ding-a-ling ...

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Old SF ....

 

[daftbugga]

The clown in front of me
Stopped at temporary 4 way traffic  lights, sits with their foot on brake pedal rather than apply the handbrake.
1 minute later  with the lights still @ red  moves forward 6 inches.
1 minute later does the same again .
1 minute later does the same again. 
1 minute later ......
Why ??.

[Lady Elanore]

20 minutes ago, daftbugga said:

The clown in front of me
Stopped at temporary 4 way traffic  lights, sits with their foot on brake pedal rather than apply the handbrake.
1 minute later  with the lights still @ red  moves forward 6 inches.
1 minute later does the same again .
1 minute later does the same again. 
1 minute later ......
Why ??.

 

 

I think you need to post that in the "what's annoyed you" thread  

[Stonekeeper]

5 hours ago, daftbugga said:

The clown in front of me
Stopped at temporary 4 way traffic  lights, sits with their foot on brake pedal rather than apply the handbrake.
1 minute later  with the lights still @ red  moves forward 6 inches.
1 minute later does the same again .
1 minute later does the same again. 
1 minute later ......
Why ??.

 

Autohold?

[Arkaig]