numskull

Yeah, they can be adjusted.

Thought I’d remind you there’s a torch in your boot! 😂

Button “A” needs to be depressed for the interior lights to come on automatically.

So much for the P7’s being overtly “noisy” then. Who has experience of replacing their OE P7’s, have found their replacements to be significantly quieter and what are the they?

….and I got to here and thank heavens; I could barely carry-on with the thought of what you might’ve done with your doggie! 😆

Well, I never knew that! Anyone know what is meant by “latest” keys, for instance from what model year this feature was enabled?

Ignore that… utter bo-locks. I have the drive set to Eco and everything else set to normal. 🙄 ****-head

Oh! I’ve never noticed that; I’ll check it out. But SLA definitely works in Eco - well, it was working as I drove last night on the N15 in Donegal; the mains came on and off automatically as required.

I didn’t say the transmission doesn’t engage when you brake, but ACC absolutely works in Eco mode, including restarting from rest however coasting is disabled so yeah, maybe the 280 is special….

Can do both those in our 280 in Eco mode, which I actually use most of the time, as I’ve always been a fan of coasting when I can. I know people say there is a throttle delay in Eco, but I’ve not really noticed it tbh. I find if I need to accelerate fast to overtake, depending on the speed I want to achieve, I just blip the left paddle once or twice…. OK, normally it’s the latter! 😅

How is something “dynamic” if it doesn’t move? 🙃

Yeah that filled me with dread! At crossed my mind when looking at PhilD2 pic was that the 90 degree joint was probably at the lowest point of the pipework, so it was probable that any blockage was there, so just a lucky guess really.

So I removed the jet unit and poked a thin cable tie down the feed tube but it was too short to reach the bottom. I got a much longer but thicker tie and cut it down the centre to reduce its width. I poked this gently up and down the pipe hitting the bottom of the 90 degree angle and after a few goes, hey presto, the water bubbled-up the pipe and out of the top! The car had been standing for 6 months following me rescinding my license following a suspected stroke, so I’m sure it was just blocked by the screen wash crystalising at the bend. Anyway, works perfectly now and thoroughly soaked a couple of people on the NS and OS pavements earlier this afternoon; oops… I really must re-adjust them jets!

Thanks for that. I’m away from home for a couple of weeks at the moment so I don’t have my trim removers to get the cover off the back of the tailgate, so I think I’ll give it a go from the outside, by popping the jets off again and then pushing a thin cable tie down the pipe to see if that un-gunges it. Bloody annoying to say the least!

I’ve got the same issue now. I’ve removed the washer jets and they’re clear and there’s nothing coming out of the new exposed pipe, so I’m assuming it’s blocked at the 90 degree elbow; there’s no water appearing anywhere else in the boot or from the camera / number plate light apertures.

Have another trip to the Emerald Isle shortly and I’m going for our economy this time to see if I can ge…… nah, it won’t happen. 😜 In our MKI Elegance 140 TDI I used to regularly get over a true 60mpg at 60mph, but I was doing 110 miles a day on 70mph A roads and the M25/M4. 55mpg was the best I had in the MKII CR220.

Still an absolutely insane £3,000. But I’d love them!

£3,500?!?!?! Holy feck!!!

Yeah. Well, that’s not true. Oh did I say I “do it all day”? I don’t and it doesn’t. Really? Who told you that then? How many F1 drivers do you know, or have even had a conversation with? I know two and have met at least 10 others and not one of them have said they get “used” to the acceleration, the braking and cornering abilities and the speed, far from it in fact. They all say you have to have the utmost respect for the car or it’s performance will bite you. “…..the relatively slow 276bhp Superb 4x4” Really? Relative to what? A Tesla Dual Motor in Ludicrous mode? A Bentley Conti GT perhaps? Or a Ruf GTR? As I’ve pointed out before, “the relatively slow 276bhp Superb 4x4” is faster to 60 than a 289 AC Cobra and it is a £38k mass produced 5 door car. It’s performance which could only been achieved from a super car 20 years ago and just dreamt about for a “normal” vehicle which a salesman, bank worker or teacher could buy; it’s plenty fast enough for me.

Most of my driving is 6 mile round trip twice a day and a few longer urban runs. I’m getting an average 27.7 over 783 miles. When we did a trip to Ireland last year, we averaged 36.6 over 1,400 miles. But what you won’t get on the 1.5 is 276bhp in front of you, put down to all four wheels and the big grins that can deliver!

They’ve never been up for replacing trim under warranty. That fact is, they’d all be failing if it was down to detergent damage, so no, it’s a manufacturing fault, pure and simple.

🙄 Sigh…. you still don’t know what you’re talking about.

Well, I think I would. I got one from Vredestein when I had an issue with sidewall collapse and they paid compensation.

Oddly, just because you haven’t see it, doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened as, believe it or not, you are not the worlds leading authority on tyre wear, construction and destruction.

Yeah, as you point out, your experience is far, far worse than mine. I’d be getting onto Pirelli about them TBH.