Michael Jackson is dead!

[Sy.]

micheal jackson isnt going to be buried or cremated, he's going to be recycled into plastic bags so he can stay white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with!

[moo]

I heard he died of food poisoning.... he ate a 6 year old weiner

Jockeys at tomorrow’s Flemington meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory

At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while.

Apparently Jackson wanted to be buried at sea, with 2 buoys attached

Apparently his last words were “take me to the children’s ward”

[Jim H]

The e-mails have started about him already. Sorry if they are in bad taste. I think some of them have been posted already.

• Reports of Michael Jackson’s death were incorrect. He was found in the children's ward, having a stroke.
  
• Michael Jackson has died in a tragic accident. Government sources have warned about the dangers of eating 12 year old sausage.
  
• The FBI has raided Jacko’s house and found class A drugs in the kitchen, class b drugs in the living room and class 5c in the bedroom.
  
• In memory of Michael Jacksons death, McDonalds have released the new Jackson burger. It's a 50 yr old bit of meat between 2 ten year old buns.
  
• Michael Jackson has passed away this morning from a heart attack.
  Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down in to plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change.
  
• Jacko's cause of Death?
  A) Sunshine
  Moonlight
  C) Good Times
  D) Boogie
  

[modra_vrs]

RIP Michael

Apparently doctors did ask if he had any last words for his fans, but all he could say was OW!

[Yella]

Getting sick of the coverage now! It's the new Diana.

Lets get it straight. It's never good when anyone dies aged 50 BUT does he really deserve all this bloody coverage?!?!

He was beaten into performing in a boyband as a child. Then he went solo and made some mega hits in the 80s plus a few more in the 90s thenthey dwindled out. His adult life was littered with rumours of child sex abuse and he actually settled out of court for at least one of these if my memory serves me correctly?

He's had no hits for years and was only due to start performing because he was broke.

Hardly worth all the coverage and praise he's getting.

[expostmanpat]

I did here he is now conducting a bus on the moon driven by his father-in-law

RIP MJ one talented bloke whatever anyone says.

[shark_90]

Apparently, in his will it states that he’d like to be melted down and recycled into toy plastic guns, as he’d like be something hard that goes off in small boy’s hands.

[vRS Carl]

Breaking News: Michael Jackson's cover version of Billy Ray Cyrus' Achey Breaky Heart hasn't gone well

Michael Jackson's body is going to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can still be White, Plastic and a Danger to kids

Carl:thumbup:

[moley]

OK, he made a couple of half decent records about 20 years ago, but that didn't make him the 'king of pop'. The fact that he was a wierdo, the media and the general public seemed to think he was special.

[ric04vrs]

first text i got was at 23.21 last night

Jacko commited suicide , after he heard Boys to Men were a band , not a delivery service

early reports say that Jacko hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin stayed at Neverland

Jackos chimp bubbles ws the first to try to resussitate him , but unfortunetely he was only trained 2 suck not blow

apparently Jacko died eating his favourite meal , suk em yung

[ric04vrs]

looks like his doctor might be in the frame for killing him with a lethal dose of the painkiller Demerol, doctor has gone missing , now theres a surprise

[Leeland]

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Edited 30 June, 2009 by leeland
Not in the spirit of Briskoda....

[Lex Dysia]

[gadgetman]

The people who paid thousand's of pounds for concert tickets will be ****ed !!!

even more ****ed when the ebay seller tells them to do one, whilst claiming his refund from the CC firm

[soviet]

Never my sort of music, for this person is dead now I think.(BAD)

I do not like screaming apparition, and it was always just noise for me.

Soviet:rolleyes::thumbdwn:

[gadgetman]

True, but they said on the news at lunch the amount of global play could wipe out between 1/3 and 1/2 his debt in one day! And that's estimated at £500m before any lawsuits of his management firm for the tour. :eek:

[WeirdKerr]

just looked on itunes and he has about 30 tunes in the top 100.... top 20 lock out on sunday anyone

[jonnycatbiscuit]

man there's a lot of repeat jokes in this thread...

....and that's BAD!

(I'm sorry - SHAMOW!)

[rigsby]

just looked on itunes and he has about 30 tunes in the top 100.... top 20 lock out on sunday anyone

Got that sick of his tracks being played on radio at work today, i turned it over too Classis FM

[XLBaconDoubleCheese]

i must say theres enoiugh of his songs that im not fed up yet, i was never a huge fan, but do quite like it.

[Timelord1.9Tdi]

Hi

Guess alot of kids will be sleeping better tonight !!!

None the less we should show more respect then we are.....

Timelord

[Hairy Chris]

I see that the recession has finally hit the music industry. The Jackson 5 have had to lay one off.

[Delcac]

Has something happened?

[BulletRob]

No...... nothing springs to mind!!

[Delcac]

I haven't missed anything then?