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From the BBC website:

Fugitive caught after blowing his cover with fart

Published 7 May 2020

A wanted man who hid in bushes in an attempt to evade police blew his cover when he farted.

 

Realising officers on the scent were closing in, the suspect had fled into woodland near Harworth, Nottinghamshire.

 

His location remained a mystery until they heard a noise "believed to be the sound of someone breaking wind".

 

He was arrested alongside another suspect found hiding behind a fireplace in a nearby home.

 

One of the pursuing officers said: "I was almost out of wind running but luckily [the suspect] still had some.

"I heard him letting rip and followed the noises to a bush."

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-52577485

 

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2 hours ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Don MacLean where are you now?

 

 

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Well - the instructor told me to dip the headlights, so ............

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I can do that!, go on, go on! gis a job, I can lay bricks, go on, gis a job!!

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10 hours ago, MikeTheThinker said:

I hope this wasn't @Aspman's builder!

 

 

the drunken builder.gif

 

He's not Russian :-)

 

He's not rushing either :(

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I had a vinyl album called “Wasp Noises”, but when I played the first track it didn’t sound like a wasp and the second track didn’t sound like a wasp either...

 

Then I realised I was playing the B side...

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