Chuckle in Your Day

[Arkaig]

[Gammyleg]

19 hours ago, @Lee said:

Spotted on Reich Move

There's one of those smack in the middle of Upminster tube station entrance hall.

 

[pinkpanther]

 

[@Lee]

[pinkpanther]

[Kenny R]

[Gerrycan]

On 20/07/2023 at 09:24, @Lee said:

If it was in the Australian hinterland you could have got yet another outback reference into the sentence

 

Joking apart I thought towing an awd in that manner, would likely cause some damage to the system?

[@Lee]

14 minutes ago, Gerrycan said:

If it was in the Australian hinterland you could have got yet another outback reference into the sentence

 

Joking apart I thought towing an awd in that manner, would likely cause some damage to the system?

In the outback?

I think it's standard practice to disconnect the prop shaft in some cases isn't it? 

[MikeTheThinker]

All passengers, all passengers.  Boarding for flight to Tatooine now starting at gate 54.

Thank you for flying Virgin Intergalactic ...

 

[Arkaig]

[@Lee]

4 hours ago, MikeTheThinker said:

All passengers, all passengers.  Boarding for flight to Tatooine now starting at gate 54.

Thank you for flying Virgin Intergalactic ...

 

It flies as well. I keep meaning to pop to Miniatur Wunderland. 

 

 

 

 

Edited 21 July, 2023 by @Lee

[Gaz]

4 minutes ago, @Lee said:

It flies as well....

 

Oh ye of little faith.  C'mon Lee, of course it does.  How else would it complete the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs? 🙄😇

 

Gaz

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Vintage Larson ...

 

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Quote attributed to Albert Einstein (although it may not have been his originally):

 

"Time is relative – it depends upon which side of the bathroom door you’re on."

 

[MikeTheThinker]

From our local newswire;

 

"Met Office issues 24-hour yellow rain warning for all of Lancashire"

 

I most definitely won't be going outside tomorrow (or at least until we get some clean rain ...)

[Lady Elanore]

I'm on the fence, as to whether that is better or worse than yellow snow? 

[MikeTheThinker]

41 minutes ago, Lady Elanore said:

I'm on the fence, as to whether that is better or worse than yellow snow? 

Unless said yellow snow was still falling (which seems unlikely given the normal manner in which it arises) I'd say staying on the fence was the safest option

 

[mac11irl]

thats getting a confused because im not sure whether its funny or groan worthy... its in that grey between the two... grunny as it were.

[MikeTheThinker]

Keep on trucking - or not ...

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Aim like a Jedi ...

 

[@Lee]

[mac11irl]

12 minutes ago, @Lee said:

 

 

thats actually quite.... something. the word is missing from my brain

given they both got gen release the same day as well!

[MikeTheThinker]

3 hours ago, MikeTheThinker said:

From our local newswire;

 

"Met Office issues 24-hour yellow rain warning for all of Lancashire"

 

I most definitely won't be going outside tomorrow (or at least until we get some clean rain ...)

I've just checked outside (from the safety of the porch) and I'm delighted to say that - so far - the rain is its normal clear colour, so maybe the celestial bladder has found some other way - or some other where - to relieve itself of its aqueous burden ...

2 minutes ago, mac11irl said:

thats actually quite.... something. the word is missing from my brain

Disturbing was what came to my mind ...

 

[@Lee]

3 minutes ago, mac11irl said:

 

 

thats actually quite.... something. the word is missing from my brain

given they both got gen release the same day as well!

Yeah IKWYM. Struggling to find the word myself. Almost the opposite of serendipity.

The opposite of karma. Is there a word? 

 

Anyway...

 

[MikeTheThinker]

3 minutes ago, @Lee said:

 

And plunger, one assumes?

 

Or maybe Dyno Rod[tm]?