Chuckle in Your Day

[@Lee]

1 minute ago, Lady Elanore said:

 

 

I'm confused as to which reaction emoji I need for that one 

 

I think a couple of Boeing CEOs have resigned today over the recent problems. 

[J.R.]

Plural CEO's?

 

Maybe group companies.

[@Lee]

7 minutes ago, J.R. said:

Plural CEO's?

 

Maybe group companies.

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/boeing-ceo-dave-calhoun-slew-executives-step-safety-crisis-rcna144882

[Stonekeeper]

 

[MikeTheThinker]

TFTD Tuesday: The Bushmen of the Kalahari don’t have a word for a bee, which they call ‘the little black and yellow fly, that farts  jam;  he has no teeth in his mouth, but a sharp arrow in his ass.' - Jody Daniel

[Lady Elanore]

[Lady Elanore]

[Kenny R]

[@Lee]

[Arkaig]

[MikeTheThinker]

TFTD Wednesday: Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy - Robert Heinlein

[Paws4Thot]

A lady rescued a small furry creature and put it in a box overnight with some food and water.

 

Next day she took it to a local animal rescue centre.

 

The staff told her that she had rescued... 

Spoiler

a pompom from a bobble hat!

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Remember when flight safety reviews at least tried to entertain?

 

 

[mac11irl]

5 hours ago, Paws4Thot said:

A lady rescued a small furry creature and put it in a box overnight with some food and water.

 

Next day she took it to a local animal rescue centre.

 

The staff told her that she had rescued... 

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a pompom from a bobble hat!

 

 

i heard about that last night.. poor woman

 

[Lady Elanore]

10 hours ago, Paws4Thot said:

A lady rescued a small furry creature and put it in a box overnight with some food and water.

 

Next day she took it to a local animal rescue centre.

 

The staff told her that she had rescued... 

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a pompom from a bobble hat!

 

 

It was rather cute though. Borderline Tribble

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-68656787

[mac11irl]

I dont know where she saw ut, but missus mac just asked me to look up the below websiite to see how much the range of toys they have cost.

I did, and i chuckled at the prices. but then i started looking at the clearly written by a chatbot reviews under the forklift..

 

https://toughtrucksforkids.com/products/fork-lift

 

they all have the same keywords and sales pitchy vibe to them that is not the language used by parents describing a tou their kids play with.

its worth a look for the "Forklift Fiesta Delight" of it all..

 

[Lady Elanore]

33 minutes ago, mac11irl said:

I dont know where she saw ut, but missus mac just asked me to look up the below websiite to see how much the range of toys they have cost.

I did, and i chuckled at the prices. but then i started looking at the clearly written by a chatbot reviews under the forklift..

 

https://toughtrucksforkids.com/products/fork-lift

 

they all have the same keywords and sales pitchy vibe to them that is not the language used by parents describing a tou their kids play with.

its worth a look for the "Forklift Fiesta Delight" of it all..

 

 

They are appalling, although I did like the post titled "Zooming Zeal Zeppelin" that made complete sense.

[mac11irl]

why the sad reaction @Lady Elanore?

some of them are just amazingly poetic

 

[MikeTheThinker]

TFTD Thursday: The harder you work, the luckier you get - anon

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Moral? Read before sending!

 

PG [Contents mildly suggestive]

 

Spoiler

 

[Stonekeeper]

[MikeTheThinker]

26 minutes ago, Stonekeeper said:

 

Yabba Dabba Doo! - Fred Flintstone

 

[Graham Butcher]

14 hours ago, mac11irl said:

I dont know where she saw ut, but missus mac just asked me to look up the below websiite to see how much the range of toys they have cost.

I did, and i chuckled at the prices. but then i started looking at the clearly written by a chatbot reviews under the forklift..

 

https://toughtrucksforkids.com/products/fork-lift

 

they all have the same keywords and sales pitchy vibe to them that is not the language used by parents describing a tou their kids play with.

its worth a look for the "Forklift Fiesta Delight" of it all..

 

Haha, maybe not so tough after all then, if all they can give it is a 90-day warranty.

[Lady Elanore]

8 hours ago, mac11irl said:

why the sad reaction @Lady Elanore?

some of them are just amazingly poetic

 

 

 

I like the general borrax of the posts, but it still leaves me an overriding sadness that this stuff is happening and it's going to get more difficult to detect. Perhaps it already has. 

 

On a happier note

 

[Lady Elanore]

Usually the butt of a joke where there is a male and a female is 'on' the female (stereotypes of "the wife is always right" "leaving her for something better", "constant nagging/worrying" etc etc, so this one is quite refreshing 😛 )