Chuckle in Your Day

[mac11irl]

11 hours ago, @Lee said:

Three Lions rebooted
 

 

obviously i dont want ye to win it

but thats a good reboot of the song.

 

wonder what the travelling fans will make of the roughly €90 entry fees to the 2 fan zones to be allowed pay €13 for a pint of Budweiser.... or pay the same amount for a Bud 0% in the 300-400quid a ticket stadiums for the games....

 

i dislike anheiser busch as a corporation too, but i hope they sue fifa for millions for the breach of contract...

 

[MikeTheThinker]

The biter, bit?

 

 

[KenONeill]

16 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

The biter, bit?

Sir, yes sir!!

[MikeTheThinker]

Just thought I'd share a picture of my shed ...

 

 

[lancpudn]

[MikeTheThinker]

[@Lee]

27 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Grundy Sheriff's office looks like they let a twelve year old on the comms team with all those emojis  

[MikeTheThinker]

27 minutes ago, @Lee said:

Grundy Sheriff's office looks like they let a twelve year old on the comms team with all those emojis  

So, what is it about 12=year-olds?  My wife, a teacher now just past retirement age, refers to young-looking persons when spotted on TV as "12 year olds"?

[mac11irl]

1 hour ago, MikeTheThinker said:

So, what is it about 12=year-olds?  My wife, a teacher now just past retirement age, refers to young-looking persons when spotted on TV as "12 year olds"?

 

i refer to the staff in restaurants as being "the few slightly older, experienced crew, that may be in their 30's, and the rest of the 12 yr olds"

 

 

im not even 40 yet, but as missus mac is a second level teacher for the 14yrs, i count everyone under 29 as children, becuase she was teaching when they started secondary school. 

[MikeTheThinker]

27 minutes ago, mac11irl said:

missus mac is a second level teacher for the 14yrs, i count everyone under 29 as children, becuase she was teaching when they started secondary school. 

That would do it

 

[MikeTheThinker]

And now back to our normal scheduled programme ...

 

[@Lee]

Sunak went to show Zelenskyy his continued support but I can't help thinking he should have requested a Mini to pick him up 

[MikeTheThinker]

[KenONeill]

1 hour ago, MikeTheThinker said:

That's going to be "Oh what a disappointment" for a Tellurian cat anyway; a Sphinxian Treecat will be made up OTOH...

[Arkaig]

[mac11irl]

in fairness... we have no problem with Sotland and Wales, they should be on the map

 

[AnnoyingPentium]

[@Lee]

52 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Needs animation with some Darth Duck music.

[MikeTheThinker]

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[pinkpanther]

On average, men have sex 2 - 4 times a week. Except Eskimos. Eskimo men only have sex twice a year…

 

This came as a huge shock to me, as I had no idea I was a bloody Eskimo!

[Arkaig]

 

 

 

[AnnoyingPentium]

The woman three houses up has just shouted so loudly at her bairns that even I'm brushing my teeth and heading to bed!

[MikeTheThinker]

[MikeTheThinker]

Not sure what this is about but it's interesting to watch ...