Chuckle in Your Day

[@Lee]

49 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

I'm sorry but my brain is too fried to decode this.  Help, please?

Ed (Sheeran) Ewe, K, Sun with a Sean Connery accent (shun).

 

If yae dunnae eat yer meat,  yae  cannae have any pudding. How can yae have any pudding if yae dinnae eat yer meat. 

[Gaz]

9 hours ago, MikeTheThinker said:

I'm sorry but my brain is too fried to decode this.  Help, please?

 

You're not alone Mike 🙄

 

I got to Sheeran (Shearing) Sheep, Cereal (Serial?) Connery 

 

Then gave up.

 

Gaz

[MikeTheThinker]

1 hour ago, Gaz said:

I got to Sheeran (Shearing) Sheep, Cereal (Serial?) Connery

I couldn't get Nick Parks' "Shaun the Sheep" out of my head ... led to 'woolly' thinking I suspect

 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS7H8U-n5mINVJjJsaRtGHg

Edited 1 June, 2023 by MikeTheThinker
woolly spelling ...

[J.R.]

11 hours ago, mac11irl said:

Ed Ewe K Sean

 

 

 

took me fkin ages too!

 

The final one I thought was Sun but pronounced Sean Connery stylie so "Shun" which does sound more like the song

 

Ed Ewe K Shun!

 

"Sean"  never dawned on me!

[Lady Elanore]

See, fun and also brain teasing. Double win  

[mac11irl]

husbands.... shopping..

 

 

[Brian15]

[Lady Elanore]

12 minutes ago, Brian15 said:

 

 

That's awful, but rather funny 

[MikeTheThinker]

On 01/06/2023 at 19:13, Lady Elanore said:

That's awful, but rather funny 

Channeling D i c k Emery Milady?

 

 

Edited 2 June, 2023 by MikeTheThinker

[@Lee]

[MikeTheThinker]

[MikeTheThinker]

 

PG [mildly suggestive]

 

Spoiler

 

[Lady Elanore]

[MikeTheThinker]

1 hour ago, Lady Elanore said:

In the words of our SIL (who's 6ft plus quite a bit) "she's a migget!"

 

[MikeTheThinker]

We haven't had a groaner for - oooo - minutes - so here's one ...

 

- Mike (trying to emulate Rene Descartes - "I drink, therefore I am").

 

Edited 2 June, 2023 by MikeTheThinker
Vodka and appropriate balance in punctuation

[pinkpanther]

[MikeTheThinker]

2 minutes ago, pinkpanther said:

Wasn't a film, t'was a song "Mommas gotta brand new bag"

 

Non-Govt Elf warning; following Pete & Dud yootoob clip may just have the odd rude word or two in it ...

 

 

 

[MikeTheThinker]

From a friend in Florida :

 

 

[Lady Elanore]

I listen a lot to Dudley Moore's jazz. He doesn't get enough recognition for being a world-class jazz pianist, as well as composing not only jazz, but also movie scores. Of course being an Oxford organ scholar put him in good stead with the music world, but sadly for his main tutor, he went down the jazz road. In fact, when asked if he (the tutor) had ever taught a genius, he said "only one, Dudley Moore"

[MikeTheThinker]

11 minutes ago, Lady Elanore said:

I listen a lot to Dudley Moore's jazz. He doesn't get enough recognition for being a world-class jazz pianist, as well as composing not only jazz, but also movie scores. Of course being an Oxford organ scholar put him in good stead with the music world, but sadly for his main tutor, he went down the jazz road. In fact, when asked if he (the tutor) had ever taught a genius, he said "only one, Dudley Moore"

I didn't know that about him.  I've seen the TV comedy and the films but not the true musician.  Consider the contrast between that and the likes of "Derek & Clive"!

 

[@Lee]

39 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

I didn't know that about him.  I've seen the TV comedy and the films but not the true musician.  Consider the contrast between that and the likes of "Derek & Clive"!

 

Worst job I ever had...

[MikeTheThinker]

3 minutes ago, @Lee said:

Worst job I ever had...

"Malibu d'bum bum"

 

[@Lee]

5 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

"Malibu d'bum bum"

 

I actually posted a link to the YT recording of it on here once but someone took umbridge to it :dull:  

 

[MikeTheThinker]

10 minutes ago, @Lee said:

Worst job I ever had...

I was introduced to them by a man who was my friend - sadly who died before his time - but he arranged for tickets to a live presentation in a pub in north London.  The recorded versions - whilst crude, vulgar & scatological - are by comparison chapel readings when compared to the live version when delivered to a pub full of inebriated north Londoners (Mussie Hill area).

2 minutes ago, @Lee said:

someone took umbridge

What have The Archers to do with it?

 

[Lady Elanore]