Make this a sticky :rofl:

Ahh... Mil, you're easier to wind up than this rather apt camel toy....

SO so so funny...

So who wants to add themselves to the donation list to bring Mil and his car to the UK ?

Perhaps we could meet half way? Morocco maybe ? (going round the other end of the Med. seems a bit dangerous at the moment.)

Mil, you dont know me but you have to be the biggest overaged imaginative boy racer I have ever heard of. I lived in Abu Dhabi for a while and was fed up with people like you nearly killing people with their dumb *** antics. Sorry but have to get it off my chest after reading this looooooooooooong thread.

If you think that the driver is the most important thing I think we should send a driver down to race you at http://www.racedubai.com/ you up for it? should be able to get someone down there for less that brining you up to Europe,

We might also be able to take your car out with mini cams attached as I have some contacts still in the TV industry down there. that would be down to you cost wise though.

Not holding my breath.............................

Good plan.... nominations for the driver to be sent to meet Mil........

1) TaviaRS

Im gutted now to be honest. I spent all that cash on an Octavia vRS, which even now, with a few tweaks seems dull and slow compared to a 2.0 Fabia.

Good plan.... nominations for the driver to be sent to meet Mil........

1) TaviaRS

2) The Stig,

After reading of this driving prowess i think we would be silly to send any lesser driver

:eek: Is Mil The Stig ?

Is TaviaRS the Stig?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig#Facts_and_rumours

:eek: Is Mil The Stig ?

Hmmm, you could be right

They both wear white i suppose

I reckon Mil should bring his 2.0l over to do a power lap of the TG test circuit. As it's primarily a handling circuit, his car should murder all the other cars

Chris

3) Sabine Schmidt, then he could get beaten by a girl! http://www.topgear.com/content/timetoburn/sections/videos/18/broadband.html

Shipping a car from UAE to the UK will cost approx US$1500. Then we need Mil's air fare.

I think sending a driver is the cheapest option.

Either that of Mil needs to get himself a video camera.

how about we shiop the car and mil hides in the boot?

And the fastest car I've driven is the Porsche Cayman S.

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But handles like a bag of spanners when compared to a 2.0 Fabia. Right?

My dad's bigger than your dad.

He may well be, but I can urinate higher than you :haha:

Oh, and I am perfectly happy for you lot to pay for me to fly to Dubai to take Mil "like a king" (whatever that is, so long as he doesn't expect a reacharound ). I will of course need a day or so to get over the jet lag, a day to get used to the power and handling prowess of the beast that is the 2.0 Fabia, two days for my body to recover from the awesome G forces exerted on my body, an extra day to do the king thing and then I'll fly home. So a week in the sun at your expense? Count me in!

Pit crew anyone?

You mean you'd like someone to change your rubber before/after you've done the "king" thing ?

Nah, you normally ride Mustangs bareback

Nah, you normally ride Mustangs bareback

:rofl:

Chris

I've just re-read the original post and found another reason to buy a 2.0 fabia....... they sound like a Mustang :eek:

We've missed you Milton

I've just re-read the original post and found another reason to buy a 2.0 fabia....... they sound like a Mustang :eek:

And they can take a 90 deg bend at 60km/h (40mph!).... Think I've found SWMBO's new car

Chris