To give Mr. Keynes his due, the roads out there will be pretty hot so cornering at higher speeds than the UK may be possible

It's all the hot air

Surely if the tarmac was that hot and sticky, his performance claims are underestimates :eek:

To give Mr. Keynes his due, the roads out there will be pretty hot so cornering at higher speeds than the UK may be possible

you mean it really might be possible to go round a bend/corner at the dizzying speed of 35mph...:eek: nah, my neck's hurting at the very thought of it

**edit**

thinking about it, at the speeds he's throwing around - this was an Ali G in da house style race

But handles like a bag of spanners when compared to a 2.0 Fabia. Right?

I never compared my car to the Cayman S new boy.

To give Mr. Keynes his due, the roads out there will be pretty hot so cornering at higher speeds than the UK may be possible

Roll them eyes, and maybe true that.

But at the least, our roads are capable of tolerating over 60 degrees celsius worth of heat, as are our climatized cars. They don't melt at a mere 36 degrees.

Laugh all you like you buncha cuntosauruses.

I never compared my car to the Cayman S new boy.

No, but we're all wishing you would - it would be another excellent thread, no doubt.

buncha cuntosauruses.

Is that some kind of dionsaur ?

Do you ride them bareback as well? Like a king?

I never compared my car to the Cayman S new boy.

Yeah 'new boy'!

Roll them eyes' date=' and maybe true that.

But at the least, our roads are capable of tolerating over 60 degrees celsius worth of heat, as are our climatized cars. They don't melt at a mere 36 degrees.

Laugh all you like you buncha cuntosauruses.[/quote']

Aye is your car super dooper converted for the gulf or something???? Mil you don't half talk some $hite!!! You remind me of Benny bull$hitter a kid who was in my year at secondary school.

Aye is your car super dooper converted for the gulf or something???? Mil you don't half talk some $hite!!! You remind me of Benny bull$hitter a kid who was in my year at secondary school.

hahahaha @ benny bull$hitter

I think we all knew someone like that. the one i knew was bull$hit bob, and he wasnt even called bob :confused:

Make believe mil was another one

LOL - '2 Socks' - If you had one sock he had the other!

Ours was Billy Bullsh*t

Still for sale Fabia 2.0 Elegance anybody!? the extra weight at the back means its faster than a bullet train! and faster than mils!

Still for sale Fabia 2.0 Elegance anybody!? the extra weight at the back means its faster than a bullet train! and faster than mils!

A bargin Supercar:thumbup:

A bargin Supercar:thumbup:

im sure the roof rails will improve the downforce for going sideways at 90degree bends:rofl:

i cant beleive it took me nearly 56minuts to read this thread should of read it in my 2.0 would of been super quick dont you think?

Send the Stig, in a Supercharged Exige. Should be a close race...

im sure the roof rails will improve the downforce for going sideways at 90degree bends:rofl:

i cant beleive it took me nearly 56minuts to read this thread should of read it in my 2.0 would of been super quick dont you think?

I'm still shocked you still want to sell after finding out what your current car is capable of :eek:

Or can't you hack the power/performance ...........

I'm still shocked you still want to sell after finding out what your current car is capable of :eek:

Or can't you hack the power/performance ...........

Nah its not that' date=' the lads just growing up a bit and going to get himself a sensible runabout,

A mustang

[img']http://www.autobytel.com/images/carpics/testDrv/Mustang/400/redfrnt.jpg[/img]

Nah its not that' date=' the lads just growing up a bit and going to get himself a sensible runabout,

A mustang

[img']http://www.autobytel.com/images/carpics/testDrv/Mustang/400/redfrnt.jpg[/img]

of course;)

Leon, you cant sell the 2.0 - with you coming to Covetry I was looking forward to a race !

oh i forgot you lived near there.... ill get some tips from Mil:cool:

Just dont try and take me like a King - I'm not into that kind of thing.

Just dont try and take me like a King - I'm not into that kind of thing.

Right that's it - I'm gonna go and book a test drive in one! Knew there was a reason they were as rare as rocking goat ****

Chris

Just dont try and take me like a King - I'm not into that kind of thing.

Maybe he'll take you like the queen you are instead :haha:

Anyway, where is Mr Keynes? Haven't seen him for a while :( I do hope he didn't take a curve too fast, the legendary Falkens momentarilly lost their limpet like grip on the Earth and he inadvertently launch himself in to orbit :( If he did he won't be back for ages, it'llk take him ages to lose the required ammount of speed to attempt re-entry (but not in a king-like way ).