Anyway' date=' where is Mr Keynes? Haven't seen him for a while :( I do hope he didn't take a curve too fast, the legendary Falkens momentarilly lost their limpet like grip on the Earth and he inadvertently launch himself in to orbit :( If he did he won't be back for ages, it'llk take him ages to lose the required ammount of speed to attempt re-entry (but not in a king-like way ).[/quote']

:orb_lol:

I must try these Falkens from the middle east. The european versions must me have sidewalls made of cheese, which makes cornering......interesting.

The Falkens in the Middle East can take a round from an AK47 without blinking :eek: they also take chicanes and checkpoints quite well.

I found Falkens to be absolute cack when I had some :(

I never compared my car to the Cayman S new boy.

Lol. Actualy i have been reading absolute donkey droppings by complete tools on forums for some time.

Your not at the top of the imbercile list, but your on it.

Keep up the good work. But maybe have a lie down first.

All these thread of I raced a Donkey & cart are pointless

Last week I ran with a few cars, licked the M3 Kept up with a Diablo, Close with the Fezzer 355, lost out to the 500 horsie GT2 Porker & got absolutely trounced by a 1300 cc Radical & a 500 bhp cerbra so what does it prove

We all had a great week, drove within our limits & bought each other a few beers

Stick a talented driver in the Mustang & the rest is History

Stick a talented driver in the Fabia 2.0 & the rest is History

Sorry Stuart

Anyway' date=' where is Mr Keynes? Haven't seen him for a while :( I do hope he didn't take a curve too fast, the legendary Falkens.[/quote']

I'm here ole'boy. I do have a life outside Briskoda unlike a lot of people on the site.

I must try these Falkens from the middle east.

You should.

The Falkens in the Middle East can take a round from an AK47 without blinking :eek: they also take chicanes and checkpoints quite well.

Freak. You shot at them with that kalashnikov, bullet hit sidewall, sidewall so tough, bounced back, hit you in the head and has since led you to believe things untrue.

Falkens are good tyres, ST155 series. Also, if you dorks had paid attention in the beginning, I use Firenzas, not Falkens.

Lol. Actualy i have been reading absolute donkey droppings by complete tools on forums for some time.

Your not at the top of the imbercile list' date=' but your on it.

Keep up the good work. But maybe have a lie down first.[/quote']

You call me this because I called you a new boy? Your spelling is absolutely ****in' horrible too. You're gonna have to do better than that because all you're doing so far is making me laugh trying to fit in.

You read donkey ****? And I don't think reading donkey **** guarantees you a site veteran, that just makes you weird.

New boy.

Aye is your car super dooper converted for the gulf or something???? Mil you don't half talk some $hite!!! You remind me of Benny bull$hitter a kid who was in my year at secondary school.

It was 53 degrees celsius just the other day. Cars here are capable of handling this heat. Yours are not, and would melt along with the tarmac.

Benny the Bull****ter was probably your friend, something you're possibly hiding at the moment given the current position you enjoy being in. I'm not your friend, and I'm not a bull****ter. I'm not the kind of person who bull****s, and if you knew me better you would have seen it yourself.

the extra weight at the back means its faster than a bullet train! and faster than mils!

So you've decided to join the contradictive wing?

Nice one, thanks for that.

You call me this because I called you a new boy? Your spelling is absolutely ****in' horrible too. You're gonna have to do better than that because all you're doing so far is making me laugh trying to fit in.

You read donkey ****? And I don't think reading donkey **** guarantees you a site veteran' date=' that just makes you weird.

New boy.

It was 53 degrees celsius just the other day. Cars here are capable of handling this heat. Yours are not, and would melt along with the tarmac.

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LOL. What an erse. Go have a lie down.

Oh yeah....you're definitely a new boy. Difference between you and me is, I AM laid back and relaxed. You're getting heated up with the moment, and that's definitely a newbie trait.

And I have no idea what an erse is. You however, are looking to be a downright buttwipe.

Sorry Stuart

No need to apologise, you are equally correct, Ive seen TaviaRs on track with his Diesel Octy, hes a good driver & the lap times reflect that, A car needs to be quick but the last 20% at least is always down to the nut behind the wheel

Oh yeah....you're definitely a new boy. Difference between you and me is' date=' I AM laid back and relaxed. You're getting heated up with the moment, and that's definitely a newbie trait.

And I have no idea what an erse is. You however, are looking to be a downright buttwipe.[/quote']

i would suggest that before you critisize other peoples spelling you may want to have a look at your own grammar.

see my avatar? thats a 6hp minimoto. raced a yamaha r1 round sazuka curcuit in japan the other day, wiped the floor with it. power to weight ratio you see.

don't believe me? touchee......

And what is wrong with my grammar?

wtf is going on 'ere then? :eek: Why don't we all just chill?:confused:

The fact is if Mil was lying then we can't prove it.

I believe you though Mil It might have more power but that mustangs a heavy beast

So you've decided to join the contradictive wing?

Nice one' date=' thanks for that.[/quote']

im only saying my cars faster than your hatch because it says so in the book:D

wtf is going on 'ere then? :eek: Why don't we all just chill?:confused:

The fact is if Mil was lying then we can't prove it.

I believe you though Mil It might have more power but that mustangs a heavy beast

Try telling all these know-it-alls that dude.

:orb_laugh

Must be all that sand dulling senses..

thirdtimeluck, what have you had done to gain 20bhp and 25lbft out of interest? thats a decent gain for a NA car.

thirdtimeluck, what have you had done to gain 20bhp and 25lbft out of interest? thats a decent gain for a NA car.

I had a custom - handmade stainless steal backbox put on, K&N airfilter and had the car tuned my AmD - it went on the dyno and put out 135bhp and 150 ft lbs torque with those mods.

I have also put on a p160 intake now so who knows - it might be putting out a little more now

Its also got koni adjustible shocks or eibach fast road springs, vrs anti roll bar, strut brace, vrs tailgate spoiler ect..

More info and pics here: http://www.briskoda.net/forums/fabia/pics-my-new-car-d/57581/?highlight=car

If you have any more qustions please feel free to ask

afternoon, fabia 2.0 nice supermini underpowered 2.0 engine.

115bhp, weight 1200kg

power to weight 98bhp/tonne

lets try be giving. lets add anther 10bhp for engine mods

1/4 mile 18secs

0-60 9.5ish

0-100 30 secs (yes half a minute)

handling mods

lowering spring (not dampers to match (good move!)

and strut brace

what about ARBs to stop rolling all over the place?

mustang

300bhp 1550kg 196bhp/tonne

1/4mile 13.8

0-60 5.58

0-100 13.7

so btt you have finished the 1/4mile he would have stopped got out and been able to take a photo of you over the finish line.

handling a mustang can't be that bad not brill when cmpared to BMW but it wouldn't matter as he would kill you anyway.

i alway have poeple trying to race me i sometime do if i feel it is decent competion and also keep it safe as it can be.

but when a **** steams off ragging the **** out of a engine and you trundle off normally you're still able to keep up but they think your racing and they get so excited if you wanted too you could put your foot down a litte more and overtake and leave them trailing

for example: i was sitting at lights behid a young lad in a ford fiesta zetec 1.4tdci with st stripe

he keeps checking his mirror at me i'm not interested as i know my car is faster and safer.

he "bombs" off the lights i slowly pull away and still keeping up but not trying him still ragging the **** out of his poor car. exceeds the speed limit badly. pulled up at second lights he looks over with a grin kinada saying "i beat you" i look at him and burst out laughing i then pulled off going seperate way. but he prob went round saying "i beat a cupra **** of ****"

i have had run ins with cars (focus st, megane sport, golf R32) and we've pulled over and chatted cos we doing in a safe and respected each others cars not trying to prove anything.

at the end of the day WTF would he waste petrol on showing you he was faster when he already knew he could??

for example: i was sitting at lights behid a young lad in a ford fiesta zetec 1.4tdci with st stripe

he keeps checking his mirror at me i'm not interested as i know my car is faster and safer.

he "bombs" off the lights i slowly pull away and still keeping up but not trying him still ragging the **** out of his poor car. exceeds the speed limit badly. pulled up at second lights he looks over with a grin kinada saying "i beat you" i look at him and burst out laughing i then pulled off going seperate way. but he prob went round saying "i beat a cupra **** of ****"

Good for you.

Think all you like my friendly spanish-car driver.

I know which people try, I know which don't...if he wasn't he wouldn't have caught up with me so damned quickly just before the S-turn I mentioned.

And about wasting petrol...we pay one pound per gallon here, not litre, so it doesn't really matter.

ok maybe it was a fake one or low spec one like a 2.0 litre mustang then you would have killed him , do they do such a thing

1 pound a gallon, uk gov are rip off *******s

maybe he was playing with you?

ok maybe it was a fake one or low spec one like a 2.0 litre mustang then you would have killed him ' date=' do they do such a thing

1 pound a gallon, uk gov are rip off *******s

maybe he was playing with you?[/quote']

Don't get embroiled my friend:rofl:

Mil lives in his own little world, so much so that he has his own government:rofl:

In his own world anyone disagreeing with him is immediately branded a know nothing idiot.

He is NEVER wrong:rofl:

ok maybe it was a fake one or low spec one like a 2.0 litre mustang then you would have killed him ' date=' do they do such a thing

1 pound a gallon, uk gov are rip off *******s

maybe he was playing with you?[/quote']

Ok..picture this...I'm about 100 meters up ahead, and he's coming at me like a rocket...do I need to lie about that? I already said he was getting at me on the straights...and screw the dampers, my car for some reason doesn't roll so much...oh that's right, I have lower, STIFF springs from H&R.

Think all you like. And it wasn't low spec, it was a GT. It's a big car. Huge in fact. Something to think about. Facts and figures aren't always what it really is.

And Mr. Grumpy is a freakin' hypocrite so don't listen to him. He's supposed to be grumpy and have the time he's rolling on the floor ****ing himself.

so you have stiff springs, ARb and matching dampers are the thing you want to increase handling,

but your handling setup is prob fine for the power of the car. just to put into context how your mind works because i think you are winding people up here and actually make stuff up for a laugh!?!

would you beat lets say around a few mile track full of twists and some straights :

Golf gti mk5

mazda mx-5 1.8 litre mk2

fabiz vrs nissan 350Z convertible

louts elise mk1 1.8

suburu impreza 2.0T

renault clio sport 172

bugutti veyron

fiat uno 800cc

bmw 330tdi

audi S3

nissan sunny pulsar gti-r

ibiza cupra tdi 160

ford focus 2.0 zetec

mustang GT

peugeut 106 rallye

porsche boxster

Audi A4 2.0T estate

skoda oct vrs mk1

good mix of cars just a yes/no will do