Surely I can't be the only one with a numpty for a girlfriend?

[niceyellow vrs]

Is it just me who has a girlfriend whose stupidity constantly astounds them? She's just topped it today by nearly killing one of the cats.

 

Cat was sniffing round the car whilst girlfriend was unloading shopping. She then merrily shut the car up without checking cat location. About an hour and a half later I go out to the car only to find the cat stuck in there, all the windows up and in the blazing hot sunshine!

 

It's fine now, lay in the shade for a bit panting like mad and took on a load of water, but **** me was I displeased.

 

What stupid things have your other halves done?

[oilburninnut]

Married me must rank as my mrs most stupid action!!!!!!!

[vRS19TD]

There isn't enough thread space for me to comment!!

[grr666]

In the interest of protecting my punani privileges I'd just say mines

'one in a million'

[Stonesie]

The ex once came home a bit excited

"I've seen the perfect car for us, it was gorgeous, perfection on wheels" 

Sounds great, what was it?

A blue one....

 

Laughing was a bad move but I couldn't help it 

[AJFisher]

My missus' cracked me up the other day, she had a clicking noise when driving (stones in the tyres) so I told her to flick them out.. She then proceeds to ask me to turn the steering wheel so the rear wheels are pointing outwards like the fronts! I nearly cried with laughter she wasn't amused

[Goblin]

When I was a kid I remember my mum saying to my dad "John, you put the boys in the car whilst I find the car keys"

 

Idiot :p

[VRS Mike]

When I was a kid I remember my mum saying to my dad "John, you put the boys in the car whilst I find the car keys"

 

Idiot :p

To be fair if she's anything like my mrs then the car wouldn't be locked lol. All I say is its lucky we live in a low crime area as often it has her phone and purse in it.

[Auric Goldfinger]

Your all in for a Treat Tomorrow as Mrs Goldfinger is attending the Nation Meet    :think:

[Macdemon]

Is it just me who has a girlfriend whose stupidity constantly astounds them? She's just topped it today by nearly killing one of the cats.

 

Cat was sniffing round the car whilst girlfriend was unloading shopping. She then merrily shut the car up without checking cat location. About an hour and a half later I go out to the car only to find the cat stuck in there, all the windows up and in the blazing hot sunshine!

 

It's fine now, lay in the shade for a bit panting like mad and took on a load of water, but **** me was I displeased.

 

What stupid things have your other halves done?

 

That's a rather unkind thing to say about your other half. :(

 

I'm sure she didn't deliberately shut the cat in the car, but I'm glad the cats made a speedy recovery.

[gallego1968]

My wife went to private school which you would think is the best way to get a good education  but she is daft as a brush with the comment s she comes out with, we haven't got enough band width on here to list them.

[BossFox]

Traded in mk1 for mk2, happy with this one and a lack of daft things to report...

[Macdemon]

Well, I LOVE kitten and wouldn't change her for ANYTHING.  :love:

[SJFISHER67]

I regularly call my girlfriend an air head. Simply because she is!

[gadgetman]

There isn't enough thread space for me to comment!!

+1

[BrownBarge]

Came out with a corker the other day, she said why cant you just leave your car as it is, instead of messing and changing it. Where do i find these ladies

Sent from my iPhone 4s

[john999boy]

You're all in for a treat tomorrow as Mrs Goldfinger is attending the national meet    :think:

 

I suppose someone that's capable needs to be able to read a map if the sat nav has broken?

 

Won't it be a bit much though - asking her to drive at the same time?

[Auric Goldfinger]

I suppose someone that's capable needs to be able to read a map if the sat nav has broken?

 

Won't it be a bit much though - asking her to drive at the same time

 

The meets tomorrow John, not Tuesday. She'd have to set off tomorrow though to get there Tuesday

[BilboBaggins]

I always introduce SWMBO as "the first Mrs Superbfan"- sure as hell keeps her on her toes

[JoshH]

We watched Independence Day the film today, my girlfriend went on to ask 'did this actually happen then. As I thought Independence Day was a real day'

F*cking idiot.

I was amazed at that one!

[sparks03]

Cruising down to the parent's one sunny morning Benny, Bjorn and John's 'Young Folks' came on the iPod. Met with the response from SWMBO "I didn't know they turned the B+Q music into a song".

 

 

[gadgetman]

Took the Mrs watching the matrix about 5 times before she even partly got it.

Don't even start on 2nd & 3rd films

[Ootohere]

Sorry repeating the story as i have done for years now.

 

My Ex, who could not believe her eyes and was amazed the first time we spotted the car in front had a sign saying, 

'A blind man drives this car'.

 

george

[Aspman]

She thought the Titanic was sunk by a lettuce.

 

Doing a crossword, 4 letters, horses foot. Paws

 

All true.

[Macdemon]

A few years ago, myself and a couple of friends at work were discussing Prime Ministers of Great Britain, and we started chatting about Winston Churchill.

 

A young girl called Abby said "I've seen him, he's the dog on the car insurance adverts.