What made you smile whilst driving?

[fabiamk2SE]

Spotted this last weekend - getting ready for it's last outing of the year.

Note the hand grenade fastened to the bonnet for quick access!

I think we all have moments whilst driving where having a hand grenade nearby could get us in a lot of trouble haha

[DaKKs_152]

Had my car inspected today. Now I don't have to worry about it for another year, or two, or however log it takes until the car is back in Sweden.

[DanHarper]

The angry impatient look on the RR Sport drivers face who pulled in behind me at the ASDA station. He put a splash in his big fancy car and then had to wait as I brimmed the GFs car for another months worth of motoring

[Toxicvrs]

The angry impatient look on the RR Sport drivers face who pulled in behind me at the ASDA station. He put a splash in his big fancy car and then had to wait as I brimmed the GFs car for another months worth of motoring

Buys a car - can't afford to run it

[DanHarper]

Buys a car - can't afford to run it

 

You're assuming the worst... he could have simply needed a splash to get him to a decent petrol station.... yeah probably not.

[Gyp]

My lad passed his motorcycle Compulsory Basic Training on Saturday, so as the sun was out yesterday we took a round trip to his grandfather's house. I was generally impressed with the patience shown and space given by other drivers. What really impressed me was that with just 1 days' training, my lad was putting his new skills into action and not being put off by other road users.

[Spunjedd]

The lad following me closely through a tight village in a 106, who, when me and the RR Sport in front of me turned off to head down to the main road into town, carried on straight. I knew he was trying to shortcut and get in front from another side street further down the main road so when I saw him fly upto the junction and have to stop for the RR and me and the other RR that was now behind me I couldn't help but laugh very loudly.

[mac11irl]

The 99-D Regged IS200 i followed the last 8 miles home today, with the suspension so low & stiff that it was borderline fishtailing the whole way down the road.

It was actually funny to watch it bounce everytime a loose piece of stone chipping strayed under the tyres....

 

Offset by the fact the stupid muppet didnt know which lane was his at the last roundabout....

I ended up getting passed him as he had to sit in the outside lane until he could get around without causing a fishtailing crash...

[sparks03]

You're assuming the worst... he could have simply needed a splash to get him to a decent petrol station.... yeah probably not.

 

Not necessarily, I often stop for small amounts of petrol in the Golf. I don't like the idea of it being pinched with a full tank. If its empty the options are ditch it or refuel. If the latter you've got guaranteed footage of the cherubs who pinched your pride and joy.  

[DanHarper]

Not necessarily, I often stop for small amounts of petrol in the Golf. I don't like the idea of it being pinched with a full tank. If its empty the options are ditch it or refuel. If the latter you've got guaranteed footage of the cherubs who pinched your pride and joy.  

 

Sounds like fear dictating your actions, should get some therapy for that :P

[KenONeill]

The lad following me closely through a tight village in a 106, who, when me and the RR Sport in front of me turned off to head down to the main road into town, carried on straight. I knew he was trying to shortcut and get in front from another side street further down the main road so when I saw him fly upto the junction and have to stop for the RR and me and the other RR that was now behind me I couldn't help but laugh very loudly.

Which reminds me of once years ago, coming back from Knockhill to Dumbarton, being passed by a Golf GTi that looked to be "on a mission" shortly before the Wallace Monument road. He went straight on (well technically left) like he was making for Cambuskenneth or Alloa, while I went up past the monument. He caught me at the traffic lights at the Forth bridge, then turned left onto the town centre bypass while I went round by Back'o'Hill Road to get onto the A811. he then caught me again, between the Fintry turning and Gargunnock.

[sparks03]

Sounds like fear dictating your actions, should get some therapy for that :p

 

 

 I just see how many old VWs get stolen and are never seen again. Fear doesn't dictate my actions, precaution does 

[BO60BYS]

Stepping in to a puddle when i got out to go the shop    was hysterical 

[gadgetman]

Guy who moved cones set up by the police to close the carriageway to southbound traffic due to an accident and the copper ripping him one.

[mac11irl]

Guy who moved cones set up by the police to close the carriageway to southbound traffic due to an accident and the copper ripping him one.

 

What a Teeet....

[andy2286]

I was giving a friend from work a lift home after work and at the traffic lights I pull up next to a really old Vauxhall Nova. Naturally, this Nova had been lowered, super loud exhaust fitted, massive rear spoiler and over sized alloys which were probably worth at least three times as much as the car itself. Inside of the car were 4 little yobs blasting their drum and bass so loud it would probably cause an avalanche on the other side of the world.

 

They start looking at us, laughing and pointing and revving their little engine as hard they could.

 

The lights went green and yeah... not surprisingly I left them for dust. I bring the car to 40mph (40 road) and stop accelerating, a few seconds later they come flying past us at about 50mph and get flashed by a speed camera about 20 or so yards ahead of us.

 

This didn't just make us smile, it had us laughing for the rest of the week.

Edited 11 October, 2014 by andy2286

[SkodaKitteh]

I've only had my Octavia vRS for 5 or 6 weeks and there is always a huge smile on my face doing an overtake.

[Coops]

:rofl:The Merc SL500 coupe with a red illuminated MB star on the front (protruding up from bonnet) and a blue one on the rear. Very classy.

 

Very nearly wet myself laughing

[BO60BYS]

Over taking a ambulance loading I see two female paramedics loading someone into the back of on a wheel chair, as they bump him on to the ramp lift he slides out of the wheel chair like a slippery eel [emoji87] shouldn't laugh but it tickled me.

[vindaloo]

Over taking a ambulance loading I see two female paramedics loading someone into the back of on a wheel chair, as they bump him on to the ramp lift he slides out of the wheel chair like a slippery eel [emoji87] shouldn't laugh but it tickled me.

 

 

Never send a woman to do a man's.....

 

<This quote will be completed when I return from casualty>

[BO60BYS]

Never send a woman to do a man's.....

My thought exactly [emoji2][emoji379]

[fabiamk2SE]

You're assuming the worst... he could have simply needed a splash to get him to a decent petrol station.... yeah probably not.

Or it might not of been his RR

Just putting abit in so daddy isnt mad when he gets in to an empty tank? Haha

[TomR88]

Being overtaken by a clapped out Saxo with 6 exhausts and chrome rims.

[keithys]

The beautiful stealth looking lamborghini aventador heading up to brands hatch... what a machine...

[Titanium_Man]

The fact that I got to drive my Fabia instead of the Festa and boy do I miss her ....