Chuckle in Your Day

[MikeTheThinker]

TFTD Saturday: The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P. G. Wodehouse

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Such a shame he's toast ...

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Further to a Queen theme, it's a kind of magic ...

 

[skomaz]

We're stopping in an Airbnb this weekend and the heating is via a nest thermostat that appears to be locked at 20 degrees meaning the heating isn't coming on in the lounge which is only about 18 degrees and a tad cool.

 

I've there done a temporary hack with an ice pack...

[mac11irl]

4 minutes ago, skomaz said:

We're stopping in an Airbnb this weekend and the heating is via a nest thermostat that appears to be locked at 20 degrees meaning the heating isn't coming on in the lounge which is only about 18 degrees and a tad cool.

 

I've there done a temporary hack with an ice pack...

 

 

[mac11irl]

 

and for @olduns

[olduns]

There's a good chance it's one of mine in my last few months at work....

[MikeTheThinker]

Interesting road signs ...

 

[@Lee]

 

 

[Stonekeeper]

[Gerrycan]

7 hours ago, @Lee said:

 

 

 

I find a certain amount of irony in posting the 3rd cartoon condemning loutish, misogynistic behaviour after the denigration of women in the first photograph and text that you apparently considered 'humour'.

Maybe you could set an example by reforming yourself first?

[Gerrycan]

16 hours ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Further to a Queen theme, it's a kind of magic ...

 

I'll miss her....she was a cut above the rest.

[BTandSid]

7 hours ago, Gerrycan said:

I'll miss her....she was a cut above the rest.

I saw her husband on stage, real comic, cut me up every time I saw him 

[Gerrycan]

46 minutes ago, BTandSid said:

I saw her husband on stage, real comic, cut me up every time I saw him 

People thought he was the world's greatest magician but unfortunately it was another illusion

[Winston_Woof]

4 minutes ago, Gerrycan said:

People thought he was the world's greatest magician but unfortunately it was another illusion

that's a saw point....

[MikeTheThinker]

TFTD Sunday: When you eat a whole can of beans, how can you tell which one made you fart? - anon

 

[Gerrycan]

4 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

TFTD Sunday: When you eat a whole can of beans, how can you tell which one made you fart? - anon

 

After a whole can of beans, I expected the TFTD would be more long winded

[MikeTheThinker]

Just now, Gerrycan said:

After a whole can of beans, I expected the TFTD would be more long winded

"Beans, beans, good for the heart. The more you eat, the more ..."

[Winston_Woof]

according to this study of 322 Nigerians,  cooking your beans with onions reduces flatulence

https://www.iiardjournals.org/get/JBGR/VOL 1/ROLE_OF_ONION_IN_REDUCING_FLATULENCE.pdf

[MikeTheThinker]

2 minutes ago, Winston_Woof said:

according to this study of 322 Nigerians,  cooking your beans with onions reduces flatulence

https://www.iiardjournals.org/get/JBGR/VOL 1/ROLE_OF_ONION_IN_REDUCING_FLATULENCE.pdf

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work that way for me.  Quite the opposite, in fact!

 

[Winston_Woof]

Ok so there is a serious element to this but am I the only one who on reading the headline asked themselves why the Police shot a dead boy?
(The first line of the article is better worded)



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgy18pee49o

Edited 5 May by Winston_Woof

[Warrior193]

49 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

"Beans, beans, good for the heart. The more you eat, the more ..."

Or the Bart Simpson version - "Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot"

[MikeTheThinker]

6 minutes ago, Warrior193 said:

Or the Bart Simpson version - "Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot"

That one's a bit more Sunday appropriate, thanks

 

[Winston_Woof]

It's the Co-op Live Arena. Been here 157 years and never been used.

[MikeTheThinker]

To the tune of Free's paraphrased hit -- All White Now ...