Chuckle in Your Day

[mac11irl]

5 hours ago, @Lee said:

I was unsure where to put this one. File under dark humour maybe 🤷 

 

 

 

 

dark? yes.

accurate? yes.

 

[Graham Butcher]

[Graham Butcher]

[OldTrilobite]

Hey up

 

A Yorkshire farmer went to the surgery of his local vet.

"Can tha tak a look at me cat, noo?"

"Is it a tom?"

"Nay, I've got it wi' me, in't bag."

 

My thanks to my North Yorks wife for getting my dialect right.

 

[MikeTheThinker]

An alternative view of Startrek ...

 

[Graham Butcher]

The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10

The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM.”

The old lady wanted to know why ...

The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”

The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”

The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, you have $1,300,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?

The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.

The teller told her any amount up to $3000

"Well, please let me have $3000 now", she The teller then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her

The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.

the moral of this tale .......

Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills.

[@Lee]

[AnnoyingPentium]

[Kenny R]

[AnnoyingPentium]

2 minutes ago, Kenny R said:

 

I'm that much of a saddo that I can tell you that's a face-lift K11 Micra.

 

However, I have also seen that episode...

[Stonekeeper]

It's  Lancashire Day 27/11

 

 

 

[MikeTheThinker]

32 minutes ago, Stonekeeper said:

It's  Lancashire Day 27/11

Thanks for this   I'm only a transplant Lankie (40 years, still on a green card) but I married a native and they let me stay

 

If the Lancastrian dialects have any appeal make yourself a drink and settle in for a hour or so to listen to my friend Sid (Brian) Calderbank, a Lanky dialect historian.

 

https://www.thelancashirehotpod.com/tag/sid-calderbank/

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Looks like a stimulating place to visit ...

 

[Warrior193]

7 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Looks like a stimulating place to visit ...

 

Been there, done that - and yes, I did get the T-shirt, even if SWMBO hates me wearing it 😁. The Amish culture of Penn. State is interesting.

[@Lee]

46 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Looks like a stimulating place to visit ...

 

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugging,_Upper_Austria

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/****_(mountain)

 

Edited 27 November, 2023 by @Lee

[J.R.]

That Wikepedia article was pure comedy gold!

 

"and she had to explain to a British tourist "that there were no ****ing postcards"

 

the local police chief emphasised that "we will not stand for the ****ing signs being removed. It may be very amusing for you British, but ****ing is simply ****ing to us. What is this big ****ing joke? It is puerile."

[AnnoyingPentium]

Y tho.

 

[MikeTheThinker]

This should have been for yesterday but the feeling still applies ...

 

 

[Kenny R]

[J.R.]

11 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Y tho.

 

You will have to explain that one to me Ryan!

[Schtum]

47 minutes ago, Kenny R said:

 

 

Arguably, better for you than....

 

 

[lol-lol]

1 hour ago, Kenny R said:

 

And with the church's blessing plus from Devon.  Serving suggestion, with scones, cream and jam.

 

[@Lee]

24 minutes ago, lol-lol said:

 

And with the church's blessing plus from Devon.  Serving suggestion, with scones, cream and jam.

 

More like a battered Mars bar I'd say

 

[mac11irl]

 

 

 

[lol-lol]

7 minutes ago, @Lee said:

More like a battered Mars bar I'd say

 

 

South Devon, not up north.

 

Perhaps some fresh sea bass to start with, some new potatoes, fresh beans.