Chuckle in Your Day

[@Lee]

Now I'm trying to remember an old joke.

It's of a scatalogical nature and all I can remember is the punchline - 'because William Shatner'. 

It's probably a crap joke so best if I don't try and recall the rest. 

Edited 18 January by @Lee

[Lady Elanore]

Probably the one about " .....pants"

 

I'll leave you to fill in the blanks

[MikeTheThinker]

1 hour ago, Gaz said:

This morning, just before waking up, I was dreaming that I was at a serious Star Trek convention, with me, Kirk (Shatner) and Spock (Nimoy) all chuckling that the outside of the Enterprise seemed to have the same green plastic as my Bosch power drill.  We got a fit of the giggles at finding a small black dome headed screw holding something important in place, and agreed I needed to sit quietly in a corner so as to not spoil the illusion for the masses.

Good drugs, then?

 

[Gaz]

2 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Good drugs, then?

 

 

Well if a can of Lost lager and a good tot of the Romanian whisky I'm currently tippling on  

It was strange because it was a vivid dream, very real.  Kirk and Spock were the age they'd have been when I started watching Star Trek, so early 1970's.  I've never been to a Trekkie convention and never would, but what's the cross headed screw all about, and why the giggles?  Weird, but in a good way.

 

G

[MikeTheThinker]

Trekkie groaner ...

 

[Lady Elanore]

[MikeTheThinker]

Perhaps this should have been spelled 'deleat'?

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Can you remember the days when it used to be OK to clean your balls at your desk?

 

[@Lee]

Why did Captain Kirk's lingerie business fail?

 

Because Shatner Panties. Or something like that.

 

Thanks, Amanda. 

 

Anyway, does anyone remember a Viz character called Aldridge Prior the hopeless liar?

 

Nobody's seen bruises on your face mate because it's covered in fake tan. 

 

 

 

 

Edited 19 January by @Lee

[Lady Elanore]

I was a big fan of Viz (my mum was a godmother to one of the Donald's as was my father). I had a pile of their tee shirts and especially loved the Pathetic Sharks. Still got that tee shirt  They didn't like raspberry tarts as the bits got stuck in their teeth    

[Lady Elanore]

[@Lee]

[Lady Elanore]

 

 

 

[MikeTheThinker]

17 hours ago, @Lee said:

 

 

 

 

A friend of mine introduced me to a different name for Strawberry yoghurt when we were teens; he called it "Spider yoghurt" because of all the legs ...

 

Forward a few years to our daughter at about 10 and in a yoghurt phase.  I asked her one day at table did she want Blueberry or Spider yoghurt for dessert.  She's refused to touch Strawberry yoghurt ever since

 

Edited 19 January by MikeTheThinker

[MikeTheThinker]

11 minutes ago, @Lee said:

Apparently there's no direct synonym for 'thesaurus' ...

 

[Lady Elanore]

 

 

 

Giraffe time!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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