Bobdogs Yeti Naughty Corner. OFF TOPIC CHAT

[CFB]

That useless, not very good poking ornament, that the mother in law gave her on your wedding day, that the wife stuffed in a corner and forgot about?

Oops! Just noticed the small error.

Auto correct gone mad again!

It should read "looking" but there you go.

[900000]

Now this being the only place to put this... I saw this and thought of Bob.

From the ten most sexist car ads of all time.

[MarieK]

I'm pretty sure it was Bob who wrote that ^

[900000]

I'm pretty sure it was Bob who wrote that ^

Hence me thinking of him first and foremost when I saw it MarieK!

[Bobdog]

Crappest car I ever owned was a Scoobydoo ... absolute pile of pony poo - never stopped breaking down!

[yetifabia]

Bet you could really pull with a quadrozontal engine - wonder when Skoda will do one?

[Peter a Proud Yorkshireman]

Cheers to you all from Elland Cricket Club best thing to come out of Lancashire including Grandma Singletons Mature and the M62 eastbound.

Lancia Dedra Turbo circa 1991 went like stink when it was not in for repair.Thankfully a company car.

Peter

[freedie]

Yeti Pale Ale is more what he likes. Video of Bobdog making beer...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e8c_1371797243

[MarieK]

I trust its ok to post this in here, lock the doors and keep the lemonade brigade out

He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again......

Back and forth.....

Back and forth.....

In and out.......

She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back.

She was getting near to the end.

Her heart was pounding.....

Her face was flushed.....

Then she moaned, softly at first, and then began to groan louder.

Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,

"Okay, Okay!!! I can’t park the car!!! You do it, you smug ba***rd!!!"

[Bobdog]

:rofl:

[CFB]

Should have spec'd park assist

[wakev]

:o :o --------- :rofl:

[P6bJOHN]

Wow, that's topical for me, I had a similar experience this morning, I told her if she didn't approach each parking bay like a NASCAR pit stop, it would become much easier, and I wouldn't try and rip the door handle off in white knuckle grip fear. (Todays bay of choice faced a wall)

[bluecar1]

been in training today,

our female trainer said she couldn't parallel park, her car had park assist but she didn't have the bottle to use it

female logic, spec the car for something then don't have the cahoona's to use it

got to love them

[MarieK]

Women dont have cahoonas

[Bobdog]

Women dont have cahoonas

The ones I met in Thailand do!

[MarieK]

oh boy

[jonceebee]

Here are a few jokes you can get back on us fella's Marie

Why are men like floortiles?

If you lay them properly you can walk on them forever.

How can you tell if a man is thinking about sex?

He's breathing

How can you tell if a man is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why are men like bottles?

They're all empty from the neck up.

What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?

Marriage.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What do men call pulling off a woman's panty hose? Foreplay.

What is a husband?

Its an attachment you screw to the bed to get shelves put up.

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?

A bar of chocolate.

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs while you vacuum.

How do you get a man to do situps?

Put the remote control between his toes

How do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head

What do men consider a 7 course meal?

A hotdog and a six pack of beer

How does a man change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows - we've never seen it done!

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a) 1 - men will screw just about anything

5 - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it

Why is it good that there are women astronauts?

So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions

How do men exercise on the beach?

By sucking in their stomach everytime a bikini goes by

What do men consider foreplay?

Half an hour of begging

How can you tell if a man is happy?

Who cares???

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

If men got pregnant.... Abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because they already have boyfriends.

Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?

He had it bronzed.

How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?

Two ways to cross a river.

What is gross stupidity?

144 men in one room.

How many men does it take to pop popcorn?

Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.

What is a man's view of safe sex?

A padded headboard.

How do men sort their laundry?

"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

Why can't women park cars?

Because men tell them this |<------------------>| is six inches.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds Mature.

What is the difference between a man and a catfish?

One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

What did God say after creating man?

I can do better.

Husband: Want a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what?

Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism.

I went to the County Fair. They had one of those "Believe it or not?" shows.

They had a man born with a penis and a brain.

What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention.

How is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how

long it'll stay.

Did you hear about the banker who's a great lover?

He knows first-hand the penalty for early withdrawal.

Why did God create man?

Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

[CFB]

Jon, you must definitely be an honorary woman.

Lets just hope you can park a car

[jonceebee]

Jon, you must definitely be an honorary woman.

Lets just hope you can park a car

No and Yes, but I am surrounded by girls and this is their way of getting back at me regarding any comments I make to them about driving, parking, knowing nothing about checking oil, tyres etc. etc., but you have to love them

[CFB]

No and Yes, but I am surrounded by girls and this is their way of getting back at me regarding any comments I make to them about driving, parking, knowing nothing about checking oil, tyres etc. etc., but you have to love them

You don't have to love them, but the consequences could be painful

[33q]

I have been a bit busy lately dealing with 3 of our properties that were flooded

 

One of the tennants cars floated off .... here's a clip from youtube  

 

 

thankfully my Yeti was a few miles away .....

[bluecar1]

bob

 

I think you need to get a cleaner in here, cobwebs in the corners due to lack of use, beer may be going stale as well

 

either that or start causing trouble again

 

did you here the one about a grumpy old geezer .......................

Edited 31 August, 2013 by bluecar1

[andyspan]

bob

 

I think you need to get a cleaner in here, cobwebs in the corners due to lack of use, beer may be going stale as well

 

either that or start causing trouble again

 

did you here the one about a grumpy old geezer .......................

 

Yes, Bob seems to have done one of his disappearing acts again! I really can't remember if he went off in a huff or went off sailing :wonder:

[manxskoda]

Probably a bit of both, last viewed on the 18th August.

Tony