Chuckle in Your Day

[Arkaig]

[@Lee]

[lancpudn]

[@Lee]

I'm not one for watching these scripted 'reality' shows but I might watch this on Sunday  

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/celebrity-sas-who-dares-wins-31289785?utm_source=app

[MikeTheThinker]

I believe someone mentioned something about rats joining a sinking ship?

 

 

"Boris Johnson: Former prime minister to host GB News show"

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67242822

[@Lee]

'Have I got booze for you'.

 

'Boris' house party'.

 

'Would I lie to you'.

So many options to call his new show. 

 

[Stonekeeper]

[@Lee]

'Too many broken hearts in the world' sang Jason Donovan. Probably all those doners he kept selling people. 

 

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Always check where you park ...

 

[Stonekeeper]

[@Lee]

No matter what I order there they always give me a McDisappoint meal. 

[@Lee]

Cheers and goodnight

 

 

 

[Stonekeeper]

[MikeTheThinker]

"Swansea charity shop asks customers not to donate sex toys"

 

 

"The Barnardo's shop in Gorseinon, Swansea, asked customers to "refrain from donating your used and unused marital aids".

"We would like to remind you that the branch has CCTV," it said.

It said any items donated could therefore be traced back to the owners."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-67237610

 

Edited 29 October, 2023 by MikeTheThinker

[BTandSid]

🤔wonder if they’ve still got them, local charity shop’s all out at the moment   .  .  .  .  they’d be for a friend

[@Lee]

 

 

 

 

[pinkpanther]

I'd have to agree!

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Swedish precipitation ...

 

[Breezy_Pete]

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

[MikeTheThinker]

Someone needs their bush trimming ...

 

[@Lee]

A handy guide for measuring things in the UK.

 

[Graham Butcher]

@@Lee Have you got this chart in high res at all, it looks rather interesting but sadly is lacking in detail.

[J.R.]

Click on it to open in another window, click again a few times to enlarge and it becomes readable if you scroll, on paper it would have been a large chart.

 

I knew that a UK ton was 20 hundredweight being quite close to the metric tonne but not that a Septic Tank ton was only 2000 lbs, a big difference.

[Gerrycan]

1 hour ago, J.R. said:

Click on it to open in another window, click again a few times to enlarge and it becomes readable if you scroll, on paper it would have been a large chart.

 

I knew that a UK ton was 20 hundredweight being quite close to the metric tonne but not that a Septic Tank ton was only 2000 lbs, a big difference.

You realise I took you quite literally and was going all "OMG there is a separate measurement for the contents of a septic tank", which made me then look at the chart in detail. 

I feel quite silly now☹️

[MikeTheThinker]

2 hours ago, J.R. said:

a Septic Tank ton

Would this be what our US cousins refer to as a "$hit ton"?