Chuckle in Your Day

[Kenny R]

[OldTrilobite]

OMG

 

At a Sunday School meeting one little child was asked:

Where does God live?

Oh, God lives in our bathroom.

Why do you think that God lives in your bathroom?

Every morning daddy bangs on the bathroom door and shouts: 'Oh My God, are you still in there.'

[lancpudn]

[Arkaig]

 

 

[Kenny R]

[MikeTheThinker]

Micturation dilemma ...

 

[@Lee]

 

 

Edited 23 November, 2023 by @Lee

[Graham Butcher]

[MikeTheThinker]

9 minutes ago, @Lee said:

I like the train set one

 

[Graham Butcher]

[mac11irl]

irish twitter, in relation to things people have said about your fashion choices....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[@Lee]

[Stonekeeper]

[pinkpanther]

Spoiler

 

[Graham Butcher]

[@Lee]

[J.R.]

Plan view or elevation?

[@Lee]

Er. Apparently he was told to use the side for some reason.
 

 

Still, someone made this anyway   

 

 

 

Edited 24 November, 2023 by @Lee

[J.R.]

I think he may have been set up, he is surprisingly holding the hammer correctly and not choking it meaning he has not only used one before but knows how to use one correctly, its always a giveaway, years ago the factory manager of a Swedish company I was working with remarked that it was nice to see that I didn't have a wart in the palm of my hand, I asked him to explain and he said that a pretender/bull*****er held a hammer with their fingertips like they had a wart in the palm of their hand.

 

An ex girlfriend always made fun of hammer holding being how I judged another man but she then started doing so to great effect herself.

Edited 24 November, 2023 by J.R.

[J.R.]

Actually on looking at it again there is a little to much forearm movement and not enough wrist swing.

 

He is as much a carpenter as I am a prime minister!

 

Harrison Ford is another one, all the stories about him being a set carpenter when discovered are complete guff when you see him hammering a nail in a roof timber in one of the films.

[@Lee]

[@Lee]

Black Friday deals 

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Beware smart house pets ...

 

[Graham Butcher]

Yes, mine also know just what buttons to press to get my attention when they are waiting for the nighttime meal before putting them to bed.

[@Lee]

I was unsure where to put this one. File under dark humour maybe 🤷