Chuckle in Your Day

[J.R.]

25 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Colour this either "scary" or "amazing (or amazeballs if you prefer)" as your whim takes you ...

 

 

 

Not a UK incident - Germany maybe?

 

 

 

It might have been a bloke.

[Graham Butcher]

39 minutes ago, @Lee said:

Not an Autobahn exit like I've ever seen with those diagonal markings. 

Nor does it look like a French one either, Google Earth shows they use chevrons, so the hunt continues 😉

 

Edit, Italy looks likely.

Edited 16 January by Graham Butcher

[@Lee]

25 minutes ago, Graham Butcher said:

Nor does it look like a French one either, Google Earth shows they use chevrons, so the hunt continues 😉

 

Edit, Italy looks likely.

Maybe rushing to get some Rana pasta to the last Calais - Dover ferry then? 

[@Lee]

Top tip 

 

[@Lee]

Goat bowling should be an Olympic sport

 

 

 

[@Lee]

https://x.com/WikiRoller/status/1745789973666672916?s=20 

 

 

[J.R.]

That is a brilliant idea especially for OCD drivers who recognise the tune.

 

Not so good if you are overtaking someone that does not want to hear the music or feel the vibrations.

[pinkpanther]

22 hours ago, @Lee said:

Goat bowling should be an Olympic sport

 

 

 

Guessing its these?

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fainting_goat

[Lady Elanore]

22 hours ago, @Lee said:

Top tip 

 

 

 

Can't believe you guys passed up on the chance to mention the man's 'ball of his foot'. 

Edited 17 January by Lady Elanore

[MikeTheThinker]

For the Trekkies ...

 

[MikeTheThinker]

And, from the nation that's just selected Tronald Dump as a Presidential candidate:

 

[@Lee]

58 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

For the Trekkies ...

 

 

Or F or G which were both in ST Picard as was the Enterprise D. No E though. Worf trashed that one 😉

Edited 18 January by @Lee

[Graham Butcher]

Two ducks walk into a bar....

 

[Graham Butcher]

[@Lee]

 

 

Nobody's this dense are they? 

 

 

 

[@Lee]

1 minute ago, Graham Butcher said:

That's where Trump and Johnson should have ended up. 

[Graham Butcher]

12 minutes ago, @Lee said:

That's where Trump and Johnson should have ended up. 

Might have saved a load of lives as well.

[Graham Butcher]

[Graham Butcher]

Satan lives here.

 

 

 

Edited 18 January by Graham Butcher

[Graham Butcher]

[Graham Butcher]

[@Lee]

[StevesTruck]

Genuine conversation between a colleague and a main dealer's workshop

 

"The van was only in for a service, we didn't touch the wiring for the tracker"

"ok then, so why does it say it's still in your workshop when we picked it up last week?"

[@Lee]

[Gaz]

Dreams are weird.

 

This morning, just before waking up, I was dreaming that I was at a serious Star Trek convention, with me, Kirk (Shatner) and Spock (Nimoy) all chuckling that the outside of the Enterprise seemed to have the same green plastic as my Bosch power drill.  We got a fit of the giggles at finding a small black dome headed screw holding something important in place, and agreed I needed to sit quietly in a corner so as to not spoil the illusion for the masses.  It was an unusually light hearted dream for me, and I've been pretty chirpy all day riding on the back of it.

 

Gaz