Chuckle in Your Day

[MikeTheThinker]

12 hours ago, pinkpanther said:

 

 

Excellent assortment! Thanks

 

[Lady Elanore]

[Lady Elanore]

[Gaz]

17 hours ago, pinkpanther said:

 

One wonders if androids AI dream about them? 😇

 

Gaz

[BTandSid]

I suppose this qualifies as a Chuckle as you have to laugh at the absurdity of it.

The British Board of Film Censors has decided that it’s no longer safe for Mary Poppins to be classified as a U, but must now be a PG as it seems our younger viewer (when not slaughtering humanity on their play station) might be easily upset by the two single references to ‘hottentots’. 
And yet no one ever thought about the classification when **** Van Dyke offended the entire English race when he tried to speak our language. 
 

😂😂 Mr Van Dykes name edited by mods or AI - why did his surname not get deleted as well?  The worlds gone crazy

Edited 26 February by BTandSid

[Paws4Thot]

2 hours ago, BTandSid said:

I suppose this qualifies as a Chuckle as you have to laugh at the absurdity of it.

The British Board of Film Censors has decided that it’s no longer safe for Mary Poppins to be classified as a U, but must now be a PG as it seems our younger viewer (when not slaughtering humanity on their play station) might be easily upset by the two single references to ‘hottentots’. 
And yet no one ever thought about the classification when **** Van Dyke offended the entire English race when he tried to speak our language. 
 

😂😂 Mr Van Dykes name edited by  Artificial Stupidity - why did his surname not get deleted as well?  The worlds gone crazy

Edit inline, italic.

There is another site I used to post on which would submit that diminutive of Richard for moderation, but would happily allow us to refer to him as "Pen1$ van Dyke",

[Stonekeeper]

I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was.

She said March 1st.

So I walked around the room, swinging my arms and asked again!

[EnterName]

[MikeTheThinker]

A true, but useless, statement ...

 

[pinkpanther]

[MikeTheThinker]

Well duh!

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Thought for the Tuesday day: The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot.

Edited 29 February by MikeTheThinker

[MikeTheThinker]

Those were the days ...

 

[@Lee]

 

[Lady Elanore]

[Lady Elanore]

[Lady Elanore]

[@Lee]

 

 

[Graham Butcher]

 

[Lady Elanore]

4 hours ago, Graham Butcher said:

 

 

 

I had to listen to this twice as i was so distracted by the video. How on earth was that man who was smoothing 'white stuff' on the floor, not making grubby footprints as he went!

[@Lee]

14 minutes ago, Lady Elanore said:

 

 

I had to listen to this twice as i was so distracted by the video. How on earth was that man who was smoothing 'white stuff' on the floor, not making grubby footprints as he went!

 

Probably wearing something like these ...

https://www.amazon.de/QWORK-Nagelschuhe-Nagelsohle-Estrichschuhe-Epoxidböden/dp/B097JS2ZQP/ref=asc_df_B097JS2ZQP/?tag=googshopde-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=598120849614&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=16328706943658605420&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9043567&hvtargid=pla-1636062150920&psc=1&mcid=30bfc4ddda69350db6822993523c72f5&th=1&psc=1 
 

 

Edited 28 February by @Lee

[J.R.]

1 hour ago, Lady Elanore said:

 

 

I had to listen to this twice as i was so distracted by the video. How on earth was that man who was smoothing 'white stuff' on the floor, not making grubby footprints as he went!

 

You walk behind and in the epoxy wearing sabots (overshoes in English?) with pointed spikes for soles, at the end of the finished area when you step out and remove them you leave but 2 footprints which are a series of dots making up the sole shape, very easy to wipe up.

 

No footprints at all if you have good core muscles and balance!

[MikeTheThinker]

Thought for the day, Wednesday:  When a kid says “Daddy, I want Mummy,” that’s the kid version of “I’d like to speak to your supervisor”.

Edited 28 February by MikeTheThinker

[Lady Elanore]

This is a rollicking tale from an ex footballer. in fact it's the end of a 2 part podcast thingie that is almost an extended after dinner speech. If anyone wants to listen to the full version, I can recommend it  This is a tale about Keegan tearing a major strip off some of his players just before their Christmas party. It is a bit sweary

 

 

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Thought for the day, Thursday: Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the “cool table” in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.