Chuckle in Your Day

[MikeTheThinker]

[@Lee]

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[J.R.]

Excellent, why have I never twigged to that one before!

[MikeTheThinker]

From a friend Statesside "enjoying" Thanksgiving ...

 

 

[@Lee]

On the subject, anyone know where I can find a medium camel sized cooking pot as this sounds delish...
 

Edited 26 November, 2021 by @Lee

[punyXpress]

Don't like the sound of fourth line!

" Fry nuts until brown "

Everyone knows you should roast them !

[@Lee]

[MikeTheThinker]

My personal politics are best described as conservative/libertarian so normally I'd be leaning towards the Tories (in the absence of an effective Liberal-type candidate).  That said, I'm finding it harder and harder to respect the buffoon person who is supposedly our nation's leader at the moment.  This piccy sums it up quite well for me:

 

 

 

 

 

Edited 26 November, 2021 by MikeTheThinker

[Arkaig]

[J.R.]

3 hours ago, punyXpress said:

Don't like the sound of fourth line!

" Fry nuts until brown "

Everyone knows you should roast them !

Mine are already brown.

[lancpudn]

[lancpudn]

[MikeTheThinker]

[MikeTheThinker]

A timely thought bearing in mind Storm Arwen ...

 

 

[pinkpanther]

[pinkpanther]

[MikeTheThinker]

24 minutes ago, pinkpanther said:

 

I shall send this to a friend who believes Wagon Wheels should be one of life's essential food groups

[AnnoyingPentium]

1 minute ago, MikeTheThinker said:

 

I shall send this to a friend who believes Wagon Wheels should be one of life's essential food groups

 

I like this person already.

[MikeTheThinker]

Mid-teens boy and girl in conversation:

 

Him : “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Her: “I don’t know. My mom and dad ask me all the time, and finally I threatened to become a beautician if they didn’t stop asking. ”

[Breezy_Pete]

True story:

Unexpectedly bumped into a female colleague this morning at work. She'd told me as she was leaving yesterday that she wasn't in again until next Wednesday, so I was slightly confused by her presence. 

She also looked terrible; very pale faced and there was something really odd about her eyes.

 

"Kinell! what's up with your eyes?" I blurted out, well ahead of any thought.

 

"I haven't got any make-up on" she replied.

 

Oops! 🤣

[mac11irl]

[MikeTheThinker]

Appearances can be deceptive ...

 

 

[AnnoyingPentium]

[@Lee]

[MikeTheThinker]

NSFW - sound ON

 

Apologies for the Twitter link but I don't know how to embed one of their videos.