Chuckle in Your Day

[@Lee]

[Warrior193]

I presume those Tesla assistance wagons are fitted with a gen set for breakdown support.

[MikeTheThinker]

The fascinating life of beekepers in Oz ...

 

 

[Arkaig]

People Make Glasgow 😁

 

https://x.com/decentpatter/status/1745877794867876340?s=48&t=AA3cg61_-b6MGGJk9P9h6g

Edited 13 January by Arkaig

[Kenny R]

55 minutes ago, Arkaig said:

People Make Glasgow 😁

 

https://x.com/decentpatter/status/1745877794867876340?s=48&t=AA3cg61_-b6MGGJk9P9h6g

Canny whack a bus ride

[BTandSid]

4 minutes ago, Kenny R said:

Canny whack a bus ride

A new take on ‘going on top’  😏

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[Kenny R]

[@Lee]

 

 

[pinkpanther]

The husband leans over and asks his wife"Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?

 

We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

 

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

 

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

 

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. 

I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

 

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.

 
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..

 

Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.

 

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

 

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

 

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

 

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

 

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

 

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

[Mickvrs220]

[MikeTheThinker]

Somehow I don't feel Asda have much faith in their ready meals chefs ...

 

[Ootohere]

[MikeTheThinker]

Penguin Power!

 

[@Lee]

One for @Lady Elanore to try.

[@Lee]

Lip fillers 🤔 

 

[@Lee]

On 15/01/2024 at 21:45, MikeTheThinker said:

Somehow I don't feel Asda have much faith in their ready meals chefs ...

 

 

Crikey that Rana pasta's pricey. Same stuff in the supermarket here is €3.29 - €3.79 (£2.83 -£3.26). 😬

 

[Graham Butcher]

5 minutes ago, @Lee said:

 

Crikey that Rana pasta's pricey. Same stuff in the supermarket here is €3.29 - €3.79 (£2.83 -£3.26). 😬

 

Yes, I'm afraid that is one of the many benefits of the B word.😂

[@Lee]

8 minutes ago, Graham Butcher said:

Yes, I'm afraid that is one of the many benefits of the B word.😂

I doubt it as it's made in the US or it's at least a US brand 😉

Edited 16 January by @Lee

[Graham Butcher]

44 minutes ago, @Lee said:

I doubt it as it's made in the US or it's at least a US brand 😉

Hmm, I'm not to sure if we were able to leverage better prices when we were in the EU as the EU is a far bigger market than UK and the US made it clear that we were a 3rd world country now 😉 or if its just the result of price gouging now, either way things are much more expensive now.

 

One of my sons is a collector of high quality 1/18 scale F1 cars old in Europe, both die-cast and resin models and now after the import duty has been applied and the VAT, they are almost double the price that they were prior to the event. 😒

Edited 16 January by Graham Butcher

[MikeTheThinker]

Colour this either "scary" or "amazing (or amazeballs if you prefer)" as your whim takes you ...

 

 

 

Not a UK incident - Germany maybe?

 

 

[Graham Butcher]

3 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Colour this either "scary" or "amazing (or amazeballs if you prefer)" as your whim takes you ...

 

 

 

Not a UK incident - Germany maybe?

 

 

Or a French one, they are renowned for being reckless, especially in Paris.

[J.R.]

1 hour ago, @Lee said:

I doubt it as it's made in the US or it's at least a US brand 😉

I googled it and it was an Italian brand passed down through generations of the same family blah blah blah.................

 

Whilst they spoke lots about the Italian factory I had the feeling that perhaps they also had facilities in the US and Canada and if so then maybe the UK as well. PastaReale is made in Crawley Sussex!

[@Lee]

16 minutes ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Colour this either "scary" or "amazing (or amazeballs if you prefer)" as your whim takes you ...

 

 

 

Not a UK incident - Germany maybe?

 

 

Not an Autobahn exit like I've ever seen with those diagonal markings. 

[@Lee]

8 minutes ago, J.R. said:

I googled it and it was an Italian brand passed down through generations of the same family blah blah blah.................

 

Whilst they spoke lots about the Italian factory I had the feeling that perhaps they also had facilities in the US and Canada and if so then maybe the UK as well. PastaReale is made in Crawley Sussex!

Possibly then. I just realised my VPN was running in the background as I wanted to watch some US stuff last night. (Pasta) D'oh🤦