Chuckle in Your Day

[MikeTheThinker]

@ArkaigI take it you're not a royalist, then?

 

[Lady Elanore]

[Bigeater]

But what if it's ginger?

[Lady Elanore]

I see Piers Morgan has quit the ITV morning show over the row he started. Made me chuckle anyway 

[Arkaig]

[MikeTheThinker]

1 hour ago, Lady Elanore said:

My money is on Randy Andy ...

[mac11irl]

1 hour ago, Lady Elanore said:

I see Piers Morgan has quit the ITV morning show over the row he started. Made me chuckle anyway 

he really is a dibilitating pain in the eardrums when he starts talking.. and i think since he crossed the Atlantic has become an even louder more obnoxious caricature of himself. 

 

 

 

 

dope.

[MikeTheThinker]

[MikeTheThinker]

18 hours ago, Bigeater said:

But what if it's ginger?

 

[MikeTheThinker]

And, on another note:

 

[Westbury63]

I just stole a turkey from ASDA.
Security man ran after me shouting "what are you doing with that?"
So I shouted back "Potatoes, Peas, Carrots and Gravy."

 

 

I met this blind girl in the pub last night and ended up sleeping with her. She said I had the biggest d i c k she'd ever laid hands on. I said: "You're pulling my leg."

 

 

What did the slug say to the snail ??
"Big issue ??"

[MikeTheThinker]

[Ootohere]

This middle age plonker who must of thought he was on a promise made me chuckle.

 

 

 

[Ootohere]

[mac11irl]

On 10/03/2021 at 18:50, e-Roottoot said:

This middle age plonker who must of thought he was on a promise made me chuckle.

 

 

 

he really does come across like "i really liked her but she went off and married someone else so now i hate her" in that clip. . 

[J.R.]

If I joined Twitter & followed him, said I was a great fan do you think he would meet me for a drink so that I could ghost him afterwards?

 

Do you think I would need to catfish him?

[MikeTheThinker]

1 hour ago, e-Roottoot said:

 

That caused a genuine belly laugh! Excellent!

[punyXpress]

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Edited 13 March, 2021 by john999boy

[MikeTheThinker]

Strange link but no piccy?

Edited 13 March, 2021 by john999boy
See above

[Breezy_Pete]

Is that the joke, maybe?

[UndertheRadar]

It’s a way to get you to think outside the box. Cause there’s obviously nothing in it of any use. 

Edited 12 March, 2021 by UndertheRadar

[MikeTheThinker]

This one is for @Lady Elanore:

 

 

[Lady Elanore]

Does it work with left and right blinkers? Do I even have blinkers? How many blinks do I need? How do I make the blinker thing blink? 

 

I definitely want some, but I'm not sure why.

 

 

[pinkpanther]

[MikeTheThinker]

On 12/03/2021 at 22:24, Lady Elanore said:

Does it work with left and right blinkers

You need to stir the fluid clockwise when filling the right indicator reservoir, anti-clockwise for the left and shake it for the hazards.