Chuckle in Your Day

[MikeTheThinker]

How not to park a car ...

 

 

[mac11irl]

no spoiler, but i like the 2nd lady's style of forcing the learning experience 

[KenONeill]

10 hours ago, mac11irl said:

no spoiler, but i like the 2nd lady's style of forcing the learning experience 

...3rd lady... surely?

The 2nd lady was the dog walker who became a dog carrier and left the scene fast,

[mac11irl]

1 hour ago, KenONeill said:

...3rd lady... surely?

The 2nd lady was the dog walker who became a dog carrier and left the scene fast,

 

thats true... i suppose i meant the second lady observer to the manoeuvre.

[Breezy_Pete]

On 01/05/2021 at 11:02, MikeTheThinker said:

Only in Florida ...

 

 

 

I don't understand.

4.5V isn't a 'Zap!' as far as I'm concerned.  I could bear it indefinitely right on my tongue; just tried it. 

[Arkaig]

[MikeTheThinker]

[Warrior193]

11 hours ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Exterminate!

[Lady Elanore]

[MikeTheThinker]

On 04/05/2021 at 14:43, Wino said:

4.5V isn't a 'Zap!' as far as I'm concerned.  I could bear it indefinitely right on my tongue; just tried it

Yet another fascinating insight into the private lives of Brisky members

 

Edited 5 May, 2021 by MikeTheThinker

[MikeTheThinker]

For @Warrior193:

 

 

[J.R.]

Can I phone a friend?

[punyXpress]

15 hours ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Yet another fascinating insight into the private lives of Brisky members

 

How do tooth fillings feel ?

 

 

[Lady Elanore]

A young woman met a large, powerfully built bodybuilder at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.
The body builder takes off his shirt, and while doing so, he exclaims, “Boom!”
The young woman says, “What a great chest you have!”
He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby!”
He then rips off his pants, once again yelling, “Boom!”
The young woman is impressed and says, “My, what massive calves you have!”
The body builder tells her, “That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.”
He then rips off his underwear, and exclaims “Boom!”
The young woman goes running out of the flat, screaming in fear.
The bodybuilder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the flat like that.
The young woman replies, “I didn’t want to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was!”

 

 

 

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Edited 6 May, 2021 by Lady Elanore

[MikeTheThinker]

[MikeTheThinker]

[john999boy]

Had this Tory manifesto through my door yesterday (see point 4) - and they still won!

 

[pinkpanther]

[pinkpanther]

Anybody can masturbate under a sheet, but it takes real skill to do it without the barber noticing!

[J.R.]

My coiffeuse refused to believe that I was polishing my glasses

[Kenny R]

10 hours ago, J.R. said:

My coiffeuse refused to believe that I was polishing my glasses

Saw that for real many years ago.

Old guy getting his hair cut cleaning his classes, young lady cutting his hair though he was doing something else and skudded him round the lug

[Mickvrs220]

[Lady Elanore]

Interestingly, I think that's where the phrase giving someone the horn comes from 

 

[OldBoyScout]

Hooters!

[Lady Elanore]

I propose that Moobs are now called "Honkers", just for equalities’ sake, I know you guys wouldn't want to be left out