Chuckle in Your Day

[MikeTheThinker]

Coffee cup for technogeeks ...

 

[Paws4Thot]

1 hour ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Coffee cup for technogeeks ...

 

There should be a NOR gate on the milk input! Oh yes and a separate sugar input, also with a NOR.

[PetrolDave]

4 hours ago, Paws4Thot said:

There should be a NOR gate on the milk input! Oh yes and a separate sugar input, also with a NOR.

Surely OR not NOR, with a NOR you would only get an output when there is no input - so you would get a drink only when you don't want one!

[Paws4Thot]

1 hour ago, PetrolDave said:

Surely OR not NOR, with a NOR you would only get an output when there is no input - so you would get a drink only when you don't want one!

I se your point, but I don't take milk (or sugar) in coffee OR in tea, so I want to stop milk (or sugar) getting into the finished drink...

[SteveTheElder]

3 hours ago, PetrolDave said:

Surely OR not NOR, with a NOR you would only get an output when there is no input - so you would get a drink only when you don't want one!

 

To be said (or read) in a Paddy McGuiness style northern (Bolton) accent - OR, NOR NOR NOR; just gimme coffee!

 

 

[MikeTheThinker]

Working in IT ...

 

[pinkpanther]

 

[MikeTheThinker]

16 minutes ago, pinkpanther said:

 

That one produced a genuine belly laugh!

 

[pinkpanther]

 

[@Lee]

😉 

 

Spoiler

 

 

[Kenny R]

[AnnoyingPentium]

Hadn't seen this for a while...

 

 

[mac11irl]

i really need to go and rewatch all of King of The Hill.

what a brilliant show it was

 

[@Lee]

1 hour ago, mac11irl said:

i really need to go and rewatch all of King of The Hill.

what a brilliant show it was

 

 

Agreed. Loved KOTH Think I'll see if it's streaming anywhere....

Looks like it's on Amazon Prime. Damn. 'Unavailable in your location' 😞 

Edited 11 September, 2023 by @Lee

[BTandSid]

I’ve just been sent an NHS medical survey questionnaire and this is genuinely one of the questions;

Have you ever had surgery to remove any of the following:

Select one from the drop-down list -

No

Yes, toes,

Yes, leg below the knee,

Yes, leg above the knee

Do not know 

Prefer not to answer.

 

Whoever thought Do not know should be an option 😂😂 And there’s me wondering why I always leant to one side and fell over every time I tried walking

[@Lee]

 

 

[SteveTheElder]

Out of the mouths of babes...

 

1. A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone...

'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'

 

2. I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

 

3. A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.'
'And why not, darling?'
'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'

[MikeTheThinker]

Not quite sure if this is how S&G envisioned it ...

 

Edited 12 September, 2023 by MikeTheThinker

[Warrior193]

1 hour ago, MikeTheThinker said:

Not quite sure if this is how S&G envisioned it ...

 

Think of Simon and Garfunkel Lady E.

[MikeTheThinker]

Creative maths ...

 

[mac11irl]

20 hours ago, Warrior193 said:

Think of Simon and Garfunkel Lady E.

 

gonna need a bit more help....

[Breezy_Pete]

 

[@Lee]

[@Lee]

'Floor sander rental' 🙄 

 

[SteveTheElder]